{"id":5419,"date":"2020-03-23T10:36:22","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T09:36:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5419"},"modified":"2020-03-23T10:36:22","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T09:36:22","slug":"zviratka-dekuji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/zviratka-dekuji\/","title":{"rendered":"Zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka d\u011bkuj\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook je zaplaven koronahumorem ve form\u011b kol\u00e1\u017e\u00ed s popisky. N\u011bkolika z nich jsem se sm\u00e1l tak, \u017ee jsem nebyl p\u00e1r vte\u0159in schopen podat man\u017eelce mobil, a\u0165 si obr\u00e1zek prohl\u00e9dne. Nap\u0159\u00edklad \u201esn\u00edmek\u201c \u017eiraf na pra\u017esk\u00e9 n\u00e1plavce a sk\u00e1kaj\u00edc\u00edho delf\u00edna ve Vltav\u011b s podtitulkem \u201eNe\u010dekan\u00e9 dopady koronaviru. Do \u010cech se vr\u00e1tili delf\u00edni a \u017eirafy\u201c. Okam\u017eit\u011b jsem kol\u00e1\u017e sd\u00edlel.<\/p>\n<p>V Jablunkov\u011b to tipuji na p\u0161trosy a klokany. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jen v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b drakonick\u00e9 karant\u00e9ny, kter\u00e1 douf\u00e1m nenastane. Co bude ov\u0161em za \u010das pob\u00edhat kolem Kolosea \u010di font\u00e1ny di Trevi v pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9m \u0158\u00edm\u011b, pokud se kolabuj\u00edc\u00ed It\u00e1lie nezvet\u00ed, rad\u011bji ani nedom\u00fd\u0161let. V ben\u00e1tsk\u00fd lagun\u00e1ch se u\u017e dnes proh\u00e1n\u011bj\u00ed delf\u00edni a radostn\u011b p\u0159eskakuj\u00ed opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 gondoly. P\u0159\u00edroda po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m \u0161oku, \u017ee ochabla \u010dinnost viru, kter\u00fd ji posledn\u00edch dv\u011b st\u011b let ni\u010dil a deptal, si vyb\u00edr\u00e1 rekonvalescen\u010dn\u00ed dov\u010du. Zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka se v lese \u010di d\u017eungli vesele p\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, mnoh\u00e9 se dokonce osm\u011blila vkro\u010dit do vylidn\u011bn\u00fdch ulic m\u011bst. V t\u011bch thajsk\u00fdch dokonce pob\u00edhaj\u00ed tlupy opic, kter\u00e9 rabuj\u00ed opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 obchody. Jasn\u00fd d\u016fkaz toho, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk se vyvinul z prim\u00e1t\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Na to konto jsem p\u00e1tral po informac\u00edch, co se moment\u00e1ln\u011b d\u011bje v zoologick\u00fdch zahrad\u00e1ch. Na\u0161el jsem pouze kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 video z doby t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed jejich uzav\u0159en\u00edm, na n\u011bm\u017e je zachycen soulo\u017e\u00edc\u00ed p\u00e1rek ledn\u00edch medv\u011bd\u016f. Op\u011bt, co se d\u011bje v italsk\u00fdch ZOO rad\u011bji ani nedom\u00fd\u0161let. Jak dlouho vydr\u017e\u00ed tygr hladov\u011bt, ne\u017e zdol\u00e1 bari\u00e9ru v\u00fdb\u011bhu?<\/p>\n<p>Hezky to s t\u00edm koronavirem militantn\u00ed ekoaktiviska s poruchou autistick\u00e9ho spektra Gr\u00e9tka za\u0159\u00eddila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/zviratka-dekuji\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}