{"id":5422,"date":"2020-03-26T09:46:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-26T08:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5422"},"modified":"2020-03-26T09:46:38","modified_gmt":"2020-03-26T08:46:38","slug":"zrozeni-planety-opic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/26\/zrozeni-planety-opic\/","title":{"rendered":"Zrozen\u00ed planety opic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let \u010dlov\u011bka na Mars v roce 2024? Postupn\u00e1 kolonizace rud\u00e9 planety? P\u00e1n B\u016fh se sm\u011bje, a\u017e se za b\u0159icho popad\u00e1. V sou\u010dasnosti vizion\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 Elon Musk dod\u00e1v\u00e1 zmaten\u00e9 americk\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b m\u00edsto raket Falcon \u010di Dragon plicn\u00ed ventil\u00e1tory, kter\u00e9 notabene nakoupil v \u010c\u00edn\u011b. N\u011bkde ud\u011blali soudruzi z NDR chybu. Pandemie koronaviru nachytala py\u0161n\u00e9 lidstvo v nedbalk\u00e1ch \u010di rovnou s kalhotami dole.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i v\u00fdrob\u011b vesm\u00edrn\u00fdch raket a v\u00fdvoje inteligentn\u00edch zbran\u00ed se n\u011bjak zapomn\u011blo na v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 jsou opravdu d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. Elita \u010dlov\u011b\u010denstva kr\u00e1\u010dela s hlavou naho\u0159e up\u00ednaj\u00edc zrak ke hv\u011bzd\u00e1m a \u0161l\u00e1pla do hovna. Kdy\u017e odezn\u011bla ebola, p\u0159estaly farmaceutick\u00e9 firmy klinicky testovat l\u00e9ky na tento virus a vyv\u00edjet vakc\u00ednu. Pro\u010d taky? Chud\u00ed \u010derno\u0161i n\u011bkde v Africe nebyli lukrativn\u00ed c\u00edlovka. U COVID 19 byla prvotn\u00ed logika stejn\u00e1. \u010c\u00ed\u0148an\u016f neubude. Rychlost glob\u00e1ln\u00edho \u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed n\u00e1kazy ov\u0161em p\u0159ekvapila sv\u011btov\u00e9 l\u00eddry v\u00edc ne\u017e \u010desk\u00e9 silni\u010d\u00e1\u0159e prvn\u00ed sn\u00edh na d\u00e9 jedni\u010dce. Jedn\u00edm z d\u016fvod\u016f je prost\u00fd fakt. Nesleduj\u00ed katastrofick\u00e9 filmy. P\u0159itom jich s\u00e1m Hollywood nato\u010dil na toto t\u00e9ma des\u00edtky.<\/p>\n<p>Zrozen\u00ed planety opic s Jamesem Franco, N\u00e1kaza s Mattem Damonem, Smrt\u00edc\u00ed epidemie s Dustinem Hoffmanem, 12 opic s Brucem Willisem atd. Podobn\u00fdch \u201einstrukt\u00e1\u017en\u00edch\u201c film\u016f je dost, sta\u010dilo si na n\u011b vzpomenout a p\u0159ijmout opat\u0159en\u00ed. Ve v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b podobn\u00fdch apokalyptick\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f, ve kter\u00fdch jsme se jako div\u00e1ci tak vy\u017e\u00edvali, sv\u011bt zachr\u00e1nila skupina americk\u00fdch hrdin\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee budeme nejh\u016f\u0159 do roka zas vysed\u00e1vat na zahr\u00e1dce u Bullawy nebo j\u00edst placki na Gorolu a za dva t\u0159i roky cestovat i za hranice, ale pochybuji, \u017ee planetu spas\u00ed Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty, kter\u00e9 zat\u00edm tak moud\u0159e a proz\u00edrav\u011b \u0159\u00edd\u00ed Donald Trump. Zat\u00edm v\u0161e nasv\u011bd\u010duje tomu, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm sv\u011btov\u00fdm l\u00eddrem bude \u010c\u00ednsk\u00e1 lidov\u00e1 republika. Komunismus, nikoliv America first. Lenin se Stalinem by m\u011bli radost.<\/p>\n<p>A \u010cesko bude m\u00edt d\u00edky proz\u00edrav\u00e9mu Milo\u0161ovi protekci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/26\/zrozeni-planety-opic\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}