{"id":5429,"date":"2020-03-30T09:41:18","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T08:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5429"},"modified":"2020-03-30T09:41:18","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T08:41:18","slug":"omevani-vlazno-vodo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/30\/omevani-vlazno-vodo\/","title":{"rendered":"Om\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed vla\u017en\u00f3 vod\u00f3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00edsto sportovn\u00edch v\u00fdsledk\u016f typu Ocel\u00e1\u0159i T\u0159inec versus B\u00edl\u00ed tyg\u0159i Liberec 10:0 n\u00e1s obklopuje jin\u00e9 v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9 depresivn\u00ed sk\u00f3re bitvy s koronavirem. Statistice tohoto ma\u010de nelze uniknout. Zat\u00edm dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed na frak. Nen\u00ed to vesel\u00e1 pod\u00edvan\u00e1. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b vyhrajeme!<\/p>\n<p>Krom\u011b zdravotn\u00ed hygieny je tedy pot\u0159eba pe\u010dovat tak\u00e9 o tu du\u0161evn\u00ed, aby \u010dlov\u011bk neskon\u010dil v \u00fastavu docenta Chocholou\u0161ka. Kdy by se notabene nakazil \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdm d\u00e1re\u010dkem sv\u011btu. OK. Ka\u017ed\u00fd vol\u00ed svou cestu podle mo\u017enost\u00ed a po\u010dtu d\u011bt\u00ed v dom\u00e1cnosti, kter\u00e9 by mnoz\u00ed po n\u011bkolika t\u00fddnech karant\u00e9ny nejrad\u011bji odvezli do sirot\u010dince nebo po vzory poh\u00e1dky O pern\u00edkov\u00e9 chaloupce zanechali hluboko v lese. My, co jsme si proz\u00edrav\u011b nad\u011blali d\u011bti\u010dky hned po dvac\u00edtce, m\u00e1me v\u00fdhodu. Potomci u\u017e d\u00e1vno vylet\u011bli z hn\u00edzda. Po pades\u00e1tce se tak v opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9m panel\u00e1kov\u00e9m byt\u011b kolikr\u00e1t i hled\u00e1me. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee moje \u017eena je u\u010ditelkou stachanovsk\u00e9ho typu, se kolikr\u00e1t p\u016flden nevid\u00edme. Ona tr\u00e1v\u00ed \u010das v pracovn\u011b, j\u00e1 v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku. Nej\u010dast\u011bji se v\u00edd\u00e1me v kuchyni a v lo\u017enici.  I tak je t\u0159eba pandemii ment\u00e1ln\u011b uniknout. Str\u00fdc Pepin z Post\u0159i\u017ein radil tomu, kdo je chabrus na nervy, om\u00e9vat p\u0159irozen\u00ed vla\u017en\u00f3 vod\u00f3. Zkou\u0161el jsem to, ale \u00fa\u010dinek je pouze kr\u00e1tkodob\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u016fstal jsem u osv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9 trojkombinace psan\u00ed blogu a krimi, prokl\u00e1dan\u00e9 kouk\u00e1n\u00edm na seri\u00e1ly \u010di filmy a \u010dten\u00edm knih, co\u017e v invalidn\u00edm d\u016fchodu praktikuji stejn\u011b, tak\u017ee z m\u00e9ho denn\u00edho rytmu vypadly hlavn\u011b dumav\u00e9 proch\u00e1zky do parku zdej\u0161\u00ed sanatorky. Chabrus\u016fm na nervy jen rad\u00edm vyh\u00fdbat se depresivn\u00edm film\u016fm, jako jsou kup\u0159\u00edkladu Nabarven\u00e9 pt\u00e1\u010de \u010di Sta\u0159\u00edci p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b seri\u00e1l\u016fm typu Walking Dead. Pozor na \u010deskou crazy komedii \u010cty\u0159i vra\u017edy sta\u010d\u00ed, drahou\u0161ku. Z opakovan\u00e9 hl\u00e1\u0161ky \u201emejdlo, ru\u010dn\u00edk\u201c, kter\u00e1 se paradoxn\u011b stala akru\u00e1ln\u00ed, m\u016f\u017eeme b\u00fdt v\u0161ichni Gogo.<\/p>\n<p>Na mizernou n\u00e1ladu nejl\u00e9pe zab\u00edraj\u00ed mnoho\u0159adov\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly Teorie Velk\u00e9ho t\u0159esku nebo Takov\u00e1 modern\u00ed rodinka. V\u00fdborn\u00e9 jsou taky opakova\u010dky star\u00fdch sportovn\u00edch p\u0159enos\u016f na youtube. G\u00e1binka tak\u00e9 n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t zkazila le\u017eky, ale d\u00edky rychl\u00e9mu b\u011bhu a \u010dist\u00fdm stojk\u00e1m zv\u00edt\u011bzila.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e nezaberou tyto \u010di jin\u00e9 aktivity, je zde po\u0159\u00e1d om\u00e9v\u00e1n\u00ed vla\u017en\u00f3 vod\u00f3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/03\/30\/omevani-vlazno-vodo\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}