A je to tady! Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt \u010dek\u00e1 m\u011bs\u00edce na to, kdy se kone\u010dn\u011b daj\u00ed do pr\u00e1ce v\u0161ichni ameri\u010dt\u00ed superhrdinov\u00e9 a zachr\u00e1n\u00ed lidstvo p\u0159ed pandemi\u00ed koronaviru. Nemus\u00ed to b\u00fdt zrovna Thor, Iron Man, Hulk \u010di Ant-man, zakl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 Avengers. Sta\u010dili by elitn\u00ed v\u011bdci a voj\u00e1ci z film\u016f N\u00e1kaza \u010di Smrt\u00edc\u00ed pandemie. Ve v\u0161ech thrillerech sv\u011bt p\u0159ed zk\u00e1zou zachr\u00e1nili Ameri\u010dan\u00e9, \u010dasto jen jeden. Po v\u010derej\u0161ku jsem klidn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee se probral Capitain America.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1 sice oran\u017eov\u00fd obli\u010dej, \u017elutou p\u0159ehazova\u010dku a nenos\u00ed t\u011blov\u00fd kost\u00fdm, co\u017e je v\u011b\u010dn\u00e1 \u0161koda, ale h\u00fd\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1pady jak porazit virus COVID 19 a vyl\u00e9\u010dit naka\u017een\u00e9. V\u010dera s erudic\u00ed Franka Drebina z Bl\u00e1zniv\u00e9 st\u0159ely doporu\u010dil americk\u00fdm zdravotn\u00edk\u016fm na ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed tiskovce v B\u00edl\u00e9m dom\u011b aplikovat dezinfekci ni\u010d\u00edc\u00ed koronavirus pacient\u016fm nitro\u017eiln\u011b, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jejich t\u011bla vystavit siln\u00e9mu ultrafialov\u00e9mu z\u00e1\u0159en\u00ed. Vzpomenuv na Hrabal\u016fv v\u00fdrok, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00e9 skvrny nelze odstranit bez poru\u0161en\u00ed podstaty l\u00e1tky, mus\u00edm d\u00e1t Donaldu Trumpovi za pravdu. Deset mililitr\u016f Sanytolu nebo Lysolu p\u0159\u00edmo do \u017e\u00edly a je po probl\u00e9mu s jak\u00fdmkoliv virem, v\u010detn\u011b po\u010d\u00edta\u010dov\u00e9ho. Pro p\u0159\u00edznivce aspiranta na Nobelovu cenu za m\u00edr, za chemii i za l\u00e9ka\u0159stv\u00ed to ov\u0161em \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm nen\u00ed. Trump opakovan\u011b hovo\u0159il o tom, \u017ee m\u00e1 nad\u00e1n\u00ed pro medic\u00ednu a dal\u0161\u00ed v\u011bdeck\u00e9 obory. \u201eLid\u00e9 jsou p\u0159ekvapeni, \u017ee tomu rozum\u00edm,\u201c uvedl Kapit\u00e1n Amerika b\u011bhem n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy Centra pro kontrolu a prevenci nemoc\u00ed, americk\u00e9 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed agentury pro ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 zdrav\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Koncem b\u0159ezna Trump vychv\u00e1lil, co by \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd l\u00e9k proti koronaviru, l\u00e1tku chlorofin. Postar\u0161\u00ed man\u017eel\u00e9 z Arizony jej poslechli a vypili \u010disti\u010d do akv\u00e1rek, kter\u00fd \u201el\u00e9k\u201c obsahoval. \u00dasp\u011bch se dostavil. Zabili virus v\u010detn\u011b jeho hostitele.<\/p>\n
B\u016fh ochra\u0148uj Ameri\u010dany, najm\u011b mou druhou sest\u0159enici Nicci ve st\u00e1t\u011b Indiana, George Clooneyho a Scarlett Johansson\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"