{"id":5518,"date":"2020-05-02T09:37:27","date_gmt":"2020-05-02T08:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5518"},"modified":"2020-05-02T09:37:27","modified_gmt":"2020-05-02T08:37:27","slug":"tady-tady-hele-hele-jejda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/05\/02\/tady-tady-hele-hele-jejda\/","title":{"rendered":"Tady tady, hele hele, jejda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zpravodajsk\u00e1 \u010cT24 je v na\u0161\u00ed dom\u00e1cnosti nejsledovan\u011bj\u0161\u00edm kan\u00e1lem. Nej\u010dast\u011bji v podve\u010der. D\u00e1v\u00e1me p\u0159ednost aktu\u00e1ln\u00edm informac\u00edm p\u0159ed oran\u017eovou dekoltovanou Borhyovou, Soukupem se Soukupem nebo \u0161l\u00e1gr \u0160i\u0161kou. V posledn\u00edch m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch se v\u0161ak sledov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dty\u0159iadvac\u00edtky zm\u011bnilo v masochistick\u00e9 sebetr\u00fdzn\u011bn\u00ed<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd koronavirus. Katastrof\u00e1ln\u00ed sucho, kter\u00e9 naposledy za\u017eil mistr Jan Hus. Hl\u00e1\u0161ka \u201eVakc\u00ednu vyvineme rychlost\u00ed, jakou sv\u011bt nevid\u011bl\u201c, kterou vyslovil \u010dlov\u011bk, jemu\u017e voli\u010di sv\u011b\u0159ili \u010derven\u00e9 tla\u010d\u00edtko. Z\u00e1hada zmizel\u00fdch Kim \u010cong-una a Babi\u0161e. Vy\u010derpan\u00fd ministr v\u0161eho Havl\u00ed\u010dek. A zase Covid 19 a op\u011bt v domov\u011b senior\u016f. Depres\u00edvn\u00edch zpr\u00e1v bylo na prvom\u00e1jov\u00fd den a\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161. Procvakal jsem se ovlada\u010dem a\u017e k Ve\u010dern\u00ed\u010dku, k dlouho nevid\u011bn\u00e9 radosti m\u00e9ho d\u011btstv\u00ed. J\u016f\u016f\u016f, a hned star\u00fd dobr\u00fd Krte\u010dek.<\/p>\n<p>Animovan\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko zrovna lopotn\u011b prokop\u00e1valo novou chodbu sv\u00e9ho podzemn\u00edho byte\u010dku krump\u00e1\u010dkem. Lopati\u010dkou pak nab\u00edralo hl\u00ednu do voz\u00ed\u010dku, kter\u00fd s povzdechem \u201euf\u201c vyv\u00e1\u017eelo z krtince ven. N\u00e1hle to cinklo a ze st\u011bny vypadl diamant. Ejhle, j\u016f. Krte\u010dek radostn\u011b kamsi odb\u011bhl a vr\u00e1til se s krabic\u00ed, ze kter\u00e9 vyt\u00e1hl robotka s vrtul\u00ed na hlav\u011b a lopatkami m\u00edsto rukou. Vrtn\u00e1 soupravi\u010dka za\u010dala vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed razit chodby, zat\u00edmco krtek si dal venku \u0161lof\u00edka. Kdy\u017e si pan dom\u00e1c\u00ed odsko\u010dil zkontrolovat roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed kvart\u00fdru, ukradli robota dva my\u0161\u00e1ci. Nejprve jej p\u0159inutili zabavit neboh\u00e9 slepi\u010dce dv\u011b vaj\u00ed\u010dka, jejich\u017e obsah vypili, m\u0148am, pot\u00e9 jim robotek na d\u00e1lkov\u00e9 ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed podojil kravi\u010dku. Nasycen\u00ed my\u0161\u00e1ci s pln\u00fdmi b\u0159ichy usnuli v tr\u00e1v\u011b. Kdy\u017e to krtek vid\u011bl, nejprve zvolal \u201ejejda\u201c, pak s pokyny \u201etam tam, sem sem\u201c robota kamsi vyslal. Ten se vr\u00e1til s d\u011bsiv\u00fdm kocourem zv\u00edc\u00edm tygra. \u0160elma okam\u017eit\u011b popadla my\u0161\u00e1ka za ocasy, vycenila tes\u00e1ky a mlsn\u011b se obl\u00edzla. O tom, co se d\u011blo potom, si ned\u011bl\u00e1m iluze. Krte\u010dek se radostn\u011b zachichotal. Sbalil robota do krabice a tu zamknul v n\u011bjak\u00e9m podzemn\u00edm kumb\u00e1le \u010di co. Juch\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Krtek m\u011b vyd\u011bsil. Kam se pod\u011blo to roztomil\u00e9 dobra\u010disko, kter\u00e9 pom\u00e1halo ostatn\u00edm? Vid\u011bl jsem zma\u0159en\u00ed \u017eivot\u016f dvou nenarozen\u00fdch ku\u0159\u00e1tek d\u011bsiv\u00fdmi hlodavci, kter\u00e9 vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed nechal popravit vy\u010d\u016fran\u00fd l\u00edn\u00fd krtek, kter\u00e9mu se necht\u011blo makat vlastn\u00edma rukama. Nechal za sebe pracovat robota, aby se mohl v\u00e1let na slun\u00ed\u010dku. Nemluv\u011b o tom, \u017ee za diamant mohl nakoupit spoustu dobr\u016ftek pro sv\u00e9 lesn\u00ed kamar\u00e1dy, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jej darovat na charitu \u010di domovu senior\u016f. Jak\u00e9 ponau\u010den\u00ed si do \u017eivota z p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu odnesly d\u011bti? Pro\u010d se d\u0159\u00edt, kdy\u017e za m\u011b m\u016f\u017ee pracovat n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd? Prachy sob\u011b. Oko za oko, zub za zub. Jejda.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159eladil jsem zp\u011bt na \u010cT24.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/05\/02\/tady-tady-hele-hele-jejda\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}