{"id":5718,"date":"2020-08-01T10:28:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T09:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5718"},"modified":"2020-08-01T10:28:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T09:28:37","slug":"kretan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/08\/01\/kretan\/","title":{"rendered":"Kr\u00e9\u0165an"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u00edsto Bora bora Kutn\u00e1 hora. Kou\u0159it v Amstru ha\u0161? Na to sta\u010d\u00ed A\u0161. M\u00edsto d\u017eungl\u00ed k Amazonce vyraz\u00edm si do Jablonce. Pro\u010d It\u00e1lie, lep\u0161\u00ed je Gorolie? P\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b ostr\u00e9 jako Nejlep\u0161\u00ed je do pi\u010de, v\u00fdlet kolem Boti\u010de.<\/p>\n

Vtipn\u00e9 slogany vyb\u00edzej\u00edc\u00ed k dom\u00e1c\u00ed turistice pln\u00ed medi\u00e1ln\u00ed prostor. Jen \u010desk\u00fd premi\u00e9r, kter\u00fd k n\u00e1m do \u010ceska zval l\u00e1manou sloven\u010dinou sv\u00e9 rod\u00e1ky utr\u00e1cet eura a nechal vy\u010dlenit dv\u011b miliardy na podporu dovolen\u00fdch pro na\u0161ince v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice, si z\u0159ejm\u011b \u0159ekl \u201eJablonecko? Benecko? J\u00e1 chci \u0158ecko\u201c a vyrazil na Kr\u00e9tu.<\/p>\n

Mohu Babi\u0161e za jeho pokrytectv\u00ed bez uzard\u011bn\u00ed kritizovat, nebo\u0165 jsem svou ob\u010danskou koronavirovou povinnost pod heslem \u201eNa \u010cesku fi\u010d\u00edm, zvolil jsem Ji\u010d\u00edn\u201c splnil. Koneckonc\u016f i v Jablunkov\u011b se d\u00e1 nav\u0161t\u00edvit Ameriku a str\u00e1vit n\u011bjak\u00fd \u010das v New Yorku \u010di v Bejr\u016ftu, kde s rodinou relaxuji u\u017e dvacet let. Nejv\u00edc m\u011b v\u0161ak pobavily uboh\u00e9 v\u00fdmluvy majitele hnut\u00ed ANO, pro\u010d do \u0158ecka jet mus\u00ed. Pr\u00fd si dov\u010du na Kr\u00e9t\u011b objednal u\u017e loni a m\u00e1 ji zaplacenou, nav\u00edc dcera Vivien tam chce. Je to pochopiteln\u00e9, prost\u00fd boh\u00e1\u010d odvedle s majetkem v hodnot\u011b cca sedmdes\u00e1ti miliard korun by tak p\u0159i\u0161el o p\u00e1r des\u00edtek tis\u00edc za zru\u0161enou dovolenku, nav\u00edc p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed dcerky je posv\u00e1tn\u00e9. Pobyt velitele chytr\u00e9 karant\u00e9ny v cizin\u011b v\u0161ak m\u016f\u017ee p\u0159in\u00e9st pozitiva. T\u0159eba se hor\u0161\u00edc\u00ed koronavirov\u00e1 situace bez jeho p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9ho vm\u011b\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed zlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

To jsou paradoxy, pane Van\u011bk. Mimochodem nejstar\u0161\u00ed logick\u00fd paradox, jeho\u017e autorem je staro\u0159eck\u00fd filozof Epideminid\u00e9s, tzv. Paradox lh\u00e1\u0159e, zn\u00ed \u201eV\u0161ichni Kr\u00e9\u0165an\u00e9 l\u017eou, \u0159ekl Kr\u00e9\u0165an.\u201c<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd pobyt, pane premi\u00e9re.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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