{"id":5727,"date":"2020-08-05T09:56:18","date_gmt":"2020-08-05T08:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5727"},"modified":"2020-08-05T09:56:18","modified_gmt":"2020-08-05T08:56:18","slug":"banani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/08\/05\/banani\/","title":{"rendered":"Ban\u00e1ni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak se jmenuje bl\u00e1zniv\u00e1 komedie z roku 1971 od Woodyho Allena. Ban\u00e1ny s ypsilon jsou chutn\u00fdm ovocem p\u016fvodem z Papuy Nov\u00e9 Guineje. Arabov\u00e9 p\u011bstov\u00e1n\u00ed ban\u00e1n\u016f roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ili do Afriky, Portugalci a \u0160pan\u011bl\u00e9 do Karibiku a Ji\u017en\u00ed Ameriky. V posledn\u00edch dnech se chud\u00e1k ban\u00e1n dostal do ml\u00fdnku patologick\u00e9 hyper korektnosti, kter\u00e1 brzy zni\u010d\u00ed ve\u0161kerou srandu a nads\u00e1zku.<\/p>\n<p>Automobilka Audi p\u0159i\u0161la s reklamou na rodinn\u00e9 kombi RS 4 Avant. Z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu se na sn\u00edmku op\u00edr\u00e1 z\u00e1dy o drav\u011b vyhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed \u010dum\u00e1k rud\u00e9ho vozu \u0161estilet\u00e9 d\u011bv\u010d\u00e1tko. Blond\u00fdne\u010dka ve slune\u010dn\u00edch br\u00fdl\u00edch m\u00e1 na sob\u011b pestrobarevn\u00e9 letn\u00ed \u0161ati\u010dky, d\u017e\u00ednovou bundi\u010dku a v ruce dr\u017e\u00ed oloupan\u00fd ban\u00e1n, do kter\u00e9ho se chyst\u00e1 kousnout. Pod obr\u00e1zkem je dov\u011btek \u201eNechte va\u0161e srdce b\u00edt rychleji \u2013 a to ve v\u0161ech aspektech\u201c. Co t\u00edm cht\u011bli naspeedovan\u00ed hipst\u0159i z reklamky \u0159\u00edci, mi z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 z\u00e1hadou, nicm\u00e9n\u011b obr\u00e1zek okam\u017eit\u011b vzbudil pobou\u0159en\u00ed mezi ochr\u00e1nci dobr\u00fdch mrav\u016f. Novodob\u00ed inkvizito\u0159i psali vzkazy na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b jako \u201eMal\u00e1 holka se symbolem falu v ruce\u201c \u010di \u201eD\u00edvka v p\u0159ed\u0161koln\u00edm v\u011bku v roli Lolity s ban\u00e1nem v ruce? To jako v\u00e1\u017en\u011b?\u201c. Automobilka pod tlakem reklamu st\u00e1hla, a je\u0161t\u011b se za ni omluvila.<\/p>\n<p>Jsem sice star\u00fd nemrava se z\u00e1libou ve dvojsmyslech, ale nic podobn\u00e9ho m\u011b p\u0159i pohledu na fotografii nenapadlo. To, kdyby se o audinu op\u00edral katolick\u00fd kn\u011bz s ban\u00e1nem v ruce, ne\u0159eknu ani popel. Pedofiln\u00ed pras\u00e1ci jsou naopak ti, kte\u0159\u00ed si p\u0159edstavuj\u00ed, \u017ee d\u00edvenka dr\u017e\u00ed z ruce falus. Tv\u016frci reklamy jsou jen oby\u010dejn\u00ed pitomci, proto\u017ee jedin\u00e9, co m\u011b napadlo, bylo, \u017ee vytun\u011bn\u00e9 auto neboh\u00e9 d\u011bcko p\u0159ejede. Zcela v duchu sloganu \u201eNechte srdce b\u00edt rychleji\u201c. Let\u011bt by m\u011bli \u201ekreativn\u00ed\u201c ban\u00e1ni z reklamn\u00ed agentury, o ochr\u00e1nc\u00edch mor\u00e1lky s pedofiln\u00ed p\u0159edstavivost\u00ed ani nemluv\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Skute\u010dn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edkladem nechutn\u00e9 or\u00e1ln\u00ed reklamy je logo Kosteleck\u00fdch uzenin, na n\u011bm\u017e si p\u00e1n s viz\u00e1\u017e\u00ed transky strk\u00e1 do \u00fast Babi\u0161\u016fv bezmas\u00fd p\u00e1re\u010dek.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/08\/05\/banani\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}