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Teorie „\u0160esti stup\u0148\u016f odlou\u010den\u00ed“ p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1, \u017ee jsme ka\u017ed\u00fd s ka\u017ed\u00fdm na sv\u011bt\u011b spojeni \u0159et\u011bzcem maxim\u00e1ln\u011b \u0161esti sob\u011b navz\u00e1jem zn\u00e1m\u00fdch lid\u00ed! Vzpomn\u011bl jsem si na ni, kdy\u017e m\u00e9dia va\u0159ila historku „kterak Myn\u00e1\u0159 k vile p\u0159i\u0161el“ jako kafe z des\u00e1t\u00e9ho l\u00f3gru. Na po\u010d\u00e1tku nov\u00e9ho roku, kdy je\u0161t\u011b z\u00e1konod\u00e1rci vysp\u00e1vaj\u00ed silvestrovskou kocovinu, b\u00fdv\u00e1 o informace z politiky nouze. Nalezen\u00e1 unik\u00e1tn\u00ed staroegyptsk\u00e1 hrobka pan\u00ed faraonov\u00e9 na\u0161ince nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, prahne po dom\u00e1c\u00edm skand\u00e1lu. Prezident\u016fv kancl\u00e9\u0159 Myn\u00e1\u0159 si dovolil koupit vilu v Praze za 5,5 milion\u016f korun od advok\u00e1ta, kter\u00fd zastupoval Janou\u0161ka! Co na tom sejde, \u017ee p\u011bt meloun\u016f nen\u00ed v hlavn\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 skand\u00e1ln\u011b z\u00e1vratn\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1stka, co na tom, \u017ee vila je na fotce vlastn\u011b jen star\u00fdm se\u0161l\u00fdm bar\u00e1kem, co na tom, \u017ee doty\u010dn\u00fd advok\u00e1t kdysi zastupoval lobbistu pouze „mimo jin\u00e9“. Myn\u00e1\u0159 zn\u00e1 advok\u00e1ta, kter\u00fd zn\u00e1 Janou\u0161ka – skand\u00e1l! Podle teorie \u0161esti stup\u0148\u016f m\u00e1m stejnou vazbu na pra\u017esk\u00e9ho kmotra tak\u00e9. Zn\u00e1m toti\u017e Kalouska a ten zn\u00e1 Janou\u0161ka p\u0159\u00edmo nebo p\u0159es B\u00e9ma. Kdy\u017e na to p\u0159ijde, je mo\u017en\u00e9 spojit se \u0159et\u011bzem zn\u00e1m\u00fdch t\u0159eba s Britskou kr\u00e1lovnou, Fidelem Castrem, Meryl Streep nebo Zde\u0148kem Tro\u0161kou\u2026<\/div>\n
U Bohuslava Sobotky jsem kdysi orodoval za dotace. Sou\u010dasn\u00fd premi\u00e9r se stranicky st\u00fdkal s ekonomem Valtrem Kom\u00e1rkem, kter\u00fd pracoval v 60. letech na Kub\u011b jako poradce rud\u00e9ho Che, respektive Castra. Kalousek m\u011b poj\u00ed s panem kn\u00ed\u017eetem a ten zas co by Havl\u016fv kancl\u00e9\u0159 v\u00edtal hlavy st\u00e1tu, v\u010detn\u011b kr\u00e1lovny Al\u017eb\u011bty II. P\u0159es spolu\u017e\u00e1ka zn\u00e1m Davida V\u00e1vru. Egon „Alles gutte“ to\u010dil „Mazan\u00e9ho Filipa“ s Karlem Rodenem. Ten v roli rusk\u00e9ho gaunera terorizoval Roberta De Nira ve filmu „15 minut“. A slavn\u00e1 oscarov\u00e1 legenda vytvo\u0159ila \u00fast\u0159edn\u00ed dvojici s Meryl Streep ve filmu „Lovec jelen\u016f“. Do \u0161koly jsem chodil tak\u00e9 s hudebn\u00edm producentem Petrem \u0160i\u0161kou, kter\u00fd zn\u00e1 z bran\u017ee Lucii B\u00edlou a ta zas hr\u00e1la v Tro\u0161kov\u011b uje\u010den\u00e9 slaboduch\u00e9 poh\u00e1dce „Princezna ze ml\u00fdna“. Sv\u011bt se r\u00e1zem scvrkne do kakaov\u00e9 skvrny velikosti mexick\u00e9ho dolaru\u2026<\/div>\n
A to u\u017e nedom\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm ad absurdum \u0159et\u011bzen\u00ed stup\u0148\u016f m\u00e9ho v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9ho d\u011bde\u010dka, kter\u00fd se v roce 1943 ocitl \u0159\u00edzen\u00edm osudu v dresu wehrmachtu uprost\u0159ed bitvy u Kurska. Mohl zn\u00e1t poru\u010d\u00edka, kter\u00fd znal plukovn\u00edka, kter\u00fd znal poln\u00edho mar\u0161\u00e1la a toho dekoroval \u017eelezn\u00fdm k\u0159\u00ed\u017eem samotn\u00fd\u2026<\/div>\n
Teorie o \u0161esti stupn\u00edch odlou\u010den\u00ed neplat\u00ed v Jablunkov\u011b, kde se stal synonymem m\u011bsta rynek. Obrat „Jdu nakoupit do m\u011bsta“ b\u011b\u017en\u011b pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 i ob\u010dan s\u00eddli\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00e9 je od n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed vzd\u00e1leno p\u00e1r krok\u016f. Tam okam\u017eit\u011b naraz\u00ed nosem do zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho. Rynek funguje jako facebook, jen bez webu a lajk\u016f. Rychlost p\u0159enosu dat je m\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e1 v gigabitech za sekundu. Co se smajl\u00edk\u016f t\u00fd\u010de, z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, koho \u010dlov\u011bk potk\u00e1. U n\u011bkter\u00fdch osob, vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee je zn\u00e1m bohu\u017eel osobn\u011b, bych on\u011bch \u0161est stup\u0148\u016f uv\u00edtal velmi r\u00e1d\u2026<\/div>\n
Hor\u0161\u00ed situace je u\u017e jen v bl\u00edzk\u00fdch podhorsk\u00fdch obc\u00edch s chudou genetickou v\u00fdbavou, kde jsou prakticky v\u0161ichni ob\u010dan\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed. Sta\u010d\u00ed si zvolit nejb\u011b\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed a hlasit\u011b je vyk\u0159iknout s dodatkem, \u017ee jmenovan\u00fd je v\u016fl! Prvn\u00ed kolemjdouc\u00ed v\u00e1m jednu vraz\u00ed, proto\u017ee je to jak jinak – p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fd\u2026<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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