{"id":5894,"date":"2020-10-25T09:31:28","date_gmt":"2020-10-25T08:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=5894"},"modified":"2020-10-25T09:31:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-25T08:31:28","slug":"debilove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/10\/25\/debilove\/","title":{"rendered":"Debilov\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e ministryn\u011b Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1 prohl\u00e1sila off record, \u017ee Babi\u0161 je debil, jist\u011b t\u00edm nemyslela trvalou lehkou ment\u00e1ln\u00ed retardaci, p\u0159i kter\u00e9 jedinec s IQ 50-69 dok\u00e1\u017ee pou\u017e\u00edvat \u0159e\u010d a dosahuje jist\u00e9 nez\u00e1vislosti v osobn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010di. Na to, aby premi\u00e9r \u017e\u00e1dal Brusel v dob\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed krize \u010ceska, kdy denn\u011b um\u00edraj\u00ed des\u00edtky lid\u00ed naka\u017een\u00fdch covidem, o \u0161est miliard pro svou chemi\u010dku, je chytr\u00fd dost. Sp\u00ed\u0161 je moment\u00e1ln\u011b zaostalej, jak zn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ka z filmu Vesni\u010dka m\u00e1, st\u0159ediskov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1 m\u00e1 ov\u0161em pravdu v tom, \u017ee prost\u00fd miliard\u00e1\u0159 od vedle nese plnou zodpov\u011bdnost za bordel, respektive za rozvrat \u00fa\u010dinn\u00e9ho boje s pandemi\u00ed. Za n\u00edm jdou v\u0161ichni mrtv\u00ed a naka\u017een\u00ed od konce l\u00e9ta, stejn\u011b jako ekonomick\u00e1 krize. P\u0159esto\u017ee zmaten\u011b blekot\u00e1 do mikrofonu, i tak je schopen politika\u0159it. V\u016fbec bych se nedivil tomu, kdyby Babi\u0161 na Prymulu, kter\u00fd se z\u0159ejm\u011b nedal ohnout jako Vojt\u011bch, poslal paparazziho s\u00e1m. Kdyby toti\u017e padla vl\u00e1da, vsad\u00edm boty, \u017ee by Zeman jmenoval \u00fa\u0159ednickou v \u010dele s Prymulou. Co\u017e je dal\u0161\u00ed moment\u00e1ln\u00ed zaostalec. Kdy\u017e u\u017e m\u011b l\u00e1k\u00e1 Falt\u00fdnek domlouvat se na nekal\u00fdch obchodech, tak z\u016fstanu v kanclu a nelezu bez rou\u0161ky do hospody po korona ve\u010derce. O nic men\u0161\u00edm debilem nen\u00ed ani editor Blesku, kter\u00fd nechal otisknout \u201evy\u0161ehradsk\u00fd \u00falovek\u201c. Musel si b\u00fdt v\u011bdom toho, \u017ee t\u00edm jen pos\u00edl\u00ed u\u017e tak d\u011bsiv\u00fd chaos a znev\u011brohodn\u00ed p\u0159ijat\u00e1 opat\u0159en\u00ed. Je to podobn\u00e9, jako kdyby \u017di\u017eku odvolali z V\u00edtkova \u010di od Sudom\u011b\u0159e. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b retardovan\u00ed jsou v\u0161ichni pop\u00edra\u010di rou\u0161ek a respir\u00e1tor\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se v l\u00e9t\u011b c\u00edtili st\u00e1tem buzerovan\u00ed a p\u0159ipravov\u00e1ni o svobodu a demokracii, kte\u0159\u00ed bagatelizovali z\u00e1va\u017enost nemoci. A p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ti z nich, kte\u0159\u00ed se takto nezodpov\u011bdn\u011b chovaj\u00ed i dnes.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e1m jsem tak\u00e9 debilem, proto\u017ee se zbyte\u010dn\u011b stresuji situac\u00ed, kterou ovlivn\u00edm jen minim\u00e1ln\u011b, a to tak, \u017ee budu dodr\u017eovat pravidla. Jako debil si p\u0159ipad\u00e1m, kdy\u017e \u0161pac\u00edruji po m\u011bstsk\u00e9m lese a nasazuji si rou\u0161ku poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e n\u011bkoho m\u00edj\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Kdyby to nebylo kontraproduktivn\u00ed, poslal bych Babi\u0161e a v\u0161echny jeho podporovatele, politiky i voli\u010de, pom\u00e1hat do nemocnic vy\u010derpan\u00fdm zdravotn\u00edk\u016fm. Pop\u00edra\u010de rou\u0161ek a ochr\u00e1nce svobod bych posadil alespo\u0148 do pokladen supermarket\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2020\/10\/25\/debilove\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}