Nez\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00ed mimozem\u0161t\u00ed pozorovatel\u00e9 v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ceremonie p\u0159ed americk\u00fdm Kapitolem v tom m\u011bli jasno. P\u0159i slavnostn\u00ed inauguraci byla do sv\u00e9ho \u00fa\u0159adu uvedena nov\u00e1 hlava nejmocn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho st\u00e1tu sv\u011bta Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta alias Lady Gaga.<\/p>\n
M\u011bla na sob\u011b tmav\u011b modr\u00fd ka\u0161m\u00edrov\u00fd kab\u00e1tek s v\u00fdraznou bro\u017e\u00ed v podob\u011b zlat\u00e9 holubice m\u00edru dr\u017e\u00edc\u00ed v zob\u00e1\u010dku ratolest a syt\u011b \u010dervenou nab\u00edranou hedv\u00e1bnou sukni. Usm\u011bvav\u00e1 prezidentka s platinov\u00fdmi vlasy nad\u0161en\u011b zap\u011bla slib zvan\u00fd Hv\u011bzdot\u0159pytn\u00fd prapor s n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edm textem, kter\u00fd nepochopil ani nejbyst\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed IT android na palub\u011b ufonsk\u00e9ho plavidla – \u201e\u00d3 sd\u011bl mi, zda z\u0159\u00ed\u0161 v rann\u00e9m \u00fasvitu zas, t\u00e9mu\u017e vzdali jsme hold, hrd\u011b v soumraku \u0161ir\u00e9m, pruh\u016f r\u00e1z a hv\u011bzd jas, skrze hr\u016fzn\u00fd boj, n\u00e1\u0161 v\u00e1bil zrak, chrab\u0159e p\u0159es hradby, v rozletu \u0161ir\u00e9m?\u201c Krom\u011b Lady Gaga mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b zaregistrovali jej\u00ed viceprezidentku, hezkou sn\u011bdou brunetu v modr\u00e9m kost\u00fdmku, a dal\u0161\u00ed zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed \u017eenu s boxersk\u00fdm nosem od\u011bnou do dlouh\u00e9ho b\u00edl\u00e9ho kab\u00e1tu. Zbytek osazenstva tvo\u0159ily, a\u017e na fe\u0161n\u00e9 voj\u00e1ky s b\u00edl\u00fdmi brigad\u00fdrkami a kr\u00e1snou \u010derno\u0161ku v bord\u00f3, vesm\u011bs postar\u0161\u00ed nezaj\u00edmav\u00e9 osoby. Ta nejstar\u0161\u00ed z nich pak p\u0159ednesla dlouh\u00fd projev.<\/p>\n
Po \u010dty\u0159ech letech \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na sebe nestrhl pozornost oran\u017eov\u00fd klaun se \u017elut\u00fdmi vlasy a show pat\u0159ila excentrick\u00e9 popov\u00e9 div\u011b, zat\u00edmco skute\u010dn\u00fd nov\u00fd prezident Spojen\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f americk\u00fdch pronesl b\u011b\u017en\u00fd st\u00e1tnick\u00fd projev, kter\u00fd d\u00e1val smysl. Bez r\u00e1doby v\u016fdcovsk\u00fdch gest a grimas, bez ur\u00e1\u017eek oponent\u016f a vychvalov\u00e1n\u00ed sebe sama.<\/p>\n
Jak \u00falevn\u00e9.<\/p>\n
P.S. Autor t\u011bchto \u0159\u00e1dk\u016f m\u011bl obavu jen ze dvou v\u011bc\u00ed. A\u0165 d\u011bda Biden neklop\u00fdtne na schodech a a\u0165 se na podium nep\u0159iplete Frank Drebin z Bl\u00e1zniv\u00e9 st\u0159ely a nezazp\u00edv\u00e1 hymnu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"