\u201eV t\u00e9to zemi je i nemo\u017en\u00e9 mo\u017en\u00e9.\u201c Hl\u00e1\u0161ka z filmu Sk\u0159iv\u00e1nci na niti dua Hrabal-Menzel, kter\u00fd tragikomicky l\u00ed\u010d\u00ed absurditu komunistick\u00e9ho re\u017eimu, je platn\u00e1 i dnes.<\/p>\n
Falt\u00fdnk\u016fv nalezen\u00fd di\u00e1\u0159 odkr\u00fdv\u00e1 politick\u00fd byznys druh\u00e9ho mu\u017ee Hnut\u00ed ANO. Metody doporu\u010den\u00e9 k\u00e1mo\u0161\u016fm na han\u00e1ck\u00fdch radnic\u00edch, jak maj\u00ed kou\u010dovat v\u00fdb\u011brov\u00e1 \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed a kolik procent z ceny zak\u00e1zky maj\u00ed vracet zadavateli d\u00edla, jsou lautr stejn\u00e9, jak\u00e9 pou\u017e\u00edvaly v tu\u010dn\u00fdch letech oran\u017eov\u00ed a mod\u0159\u00ed. Tot\u00e9\u017e plat\u00ed o Falt\u00fdnkov\u011b za\u0159izov\u00e1n\u00ed dotac\u00ed pro sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1tele. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed deseti roky by let\u011bl ze sn\u011bmovny i ze strany jak \u0161pinav\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo. Jeho \u0161\u00e9f Babi\u0161, est\u00e9b\u00e1k ve st\u0159etu z\u00e1jm\u016f snad se v\u0161\u00edm kolem sebe vyjma Zemana, posunul hranice mo\u017en\u00e9ho v politick\u00e9 kultu\u0159e tak vysoko, \u017ee to voli\u010d\u016fm ANO nevad\u00ed. Nejv\u00edce m\u011b v\u0161ak rozesm\u00e1la Babi\u0161ovo prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed, \u017ee kauzu \u201edi\u00e1\u0159\u201c nech\u0165 set\u0159\u00ed policie, nebo\u0165 jemu sam\u00e9mu se nic nep\u0159\u00ed\u010d\u00ed v\u00edc ne\u017e korupce. \u0158ekl mu\u017e, kter\u00fd se dokorumpoval a\u017e do situace, kdy si \u0159ekl, \u017ee u\u017e nebude d\u00e1l podpl\u00e1cet kmotry, a rad\u011bji se stane s\u00e1m capo di tutti capim.<\/p>\n
\u010cSSD si po v\u00edkendov\u00e9m sjezdu sn\u011bmovnu nezaslou\u017e\u00ed. Mlad\u0161\u00ed, vzd\u011blan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a jazykov\u00e9 vybaven\u011bj\u0161\u00ed k\u0159\u00eddlo ostrouhalo a bylo politicky popraveno, zv\u00edt\u011bzili sta\u0159\u00ed papal\u00e1\u0161i a strejcov\u00e9 z kmotrovsk\u00fdch \u010das\u016f veden\u00ed bezp\u00e1te\u0159n\u00edm p\u0159edsedou, kter\u00fd se cht\u011bl vypravit lokajsky vyjedn\u00e1vat do Moskvy o dod\u00e1vk\u00e1ch v Evrop\u011b neschv\u00e1len\u00e9 vakc\u00edny Sputnik V, ne\u017e mu to dnes jeho loutkovodi\u010d vych\u00e1zeje z pr\u016fzkum\u016f ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho m\u00edn\u011bn\u00ed zak\u00e1zal. Socani v podstat\u011b vyhov\u011bli Zemanovi, kter\u00fd je l\u00e9ta decimuje, a otev\u0159eli tak prostor rusk\u00fdm z\u00e1jm\u016fm, p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm v oblasti dostavby Dukovan. Sputnik je jen trik na odl\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed pozornosti.<\/p>\n
Samotn\u00fd prezident Zeman op\u011bt perl\u00ed. Tentokr\u00e1t p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b nikoliv v Moskv\u011b. Dopisem vypeskoval evropskou fotbalovou asociaci za vysok\u00fd trest pro sl\u00e1vistick\u00e9ho obr\u00e1nce K\u00fadelu, kter\u00fd m\u011bl nazvat hr\u00e1\u010de Glasgow Rangers tmav\u00e9 pleti \u201ezkurvenou opic\u00ed\u201c. Podle Zemana \u0161lo o neprok\u00e1zan\u00fd rasismus, nebo\u0165 K\u00fadelova slova \u0161ept\u00e1na do ou\u0161ka finsk\u00e9mu z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00edkovi s africk\u00fdmi ko\u0159eny nikdo jin\u00fd, krom dot\u010den\u00e9ho, nesly\u0161el. Sl\u00e1vista ur\u00e1\u017eku nepop\u0159el s t\u00edm, \u017ee ne\u0159ekl \u201efucking monkey\u201c, ale \u201efucking gay\u201c. Tvrzen\u00ed proti tvrzen\u00ed. Dostal stopku na deset z\u00e1pas\u016f, \u010d\u00edm\u017e p\u0159ijde tak\u00e9 o mistrovstv\u00ed Evropy. Naopak jin\u00fd hr\u00e1\u010d Rangers, kter\u00fd brut\u00e1ln\u00edm karate kopem do obli\u010deje m\u00e1lem p\u0159izabil sl\u00e1vistick\u00e9ho brank\u00e1\u0159e, a to zcela evidentn\u011b v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enose, byl potrest\u00e1n jen z\u00e1kazem \u010dty\u0159 z\u00e1pas\u016f. Kdyby to byl b\u00fdval K\u016fdela v\u011bd\u011bl, mohl Kamarovi u\u0161t\u011bd\u0159it po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd fl\u00e1kanec. Rozbit\u00ed dr\u017eky je podle UEFA jen za \u010dty\u0159i…<\/p>\n
Vtipn\u00e9 je, \u017ee o mor\u00e1lce \u010cech\u016fm k\u00e1\u017eou Britov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed sto lety nad\u0159azen\u011b a rasisticky vl\u00e1dli p\u016flce sv\u011bta. Pokryteckou bou\u0159i ve l\u017ei\u010dce vody vy\u0161perkoval pr\u00e1vn\u00edk onoho posti\u017een\u00e9ho tmav\u00e9ho Fina, kter\u00e9ho Zeman\u016fv dopis pobou\u0159il natolik, \u017ee po n\u011bm \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 okam\u017eitou omluvu.<\/p>\n
Zeman a omluva? Ha ha ha.:-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"