{"id":6326,"date":"2021-05-27T08:34:31","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T07:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=6326"},"modified":"2021-05-27T08:34:31","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T07:34:31","slug":"hello-godbye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2021\/05\/27\/hello-godbye\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello Godbye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed t\u00fddnem jsem v \u010dl\u00e1nku \u201eCo je\u0161t\u011b? mimo jin\u00e9 psal, \u017ee t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nen\u00ed dne, aby z \u010desk\u00e9 politick\u00e9 almary nevypadl n\u011bjak\u00fd kostlivec. \u0160ar\u00e1da pokra\u010duje. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 \u00faterek byl na p\u0159ekv\u00e1pka bohat\u00fd. Na sv\u011btlo bo\u017e\u00ed vylezl hezk\u00fd blon\u010fat\u00fd zomb\u00edk, respektive o\u017eivil jej jeho P\u00e1n, inst\u00e1\u010dov\u011b popul\u00e1rn\u00ed sn\u011bd\u00fd lev\u00e1k Bob naopak padl do politick\u00e9ho hrobu, kter\u00fd si s\u00e1m vykopal. Hello Godbye, jak zp\u00edvaj\u00ed Beatles.<\/p>\n<p>V ka\u017ed\u00e9m panel\u00e1ku doned\u00e1vna visela na n\u00e1st\u011bnce u vchodu takov\u00e1 papundeklov\u00e1 kole\u010dka se jm\u00e9ny partaj\u00ed a \u0161ipkou. Slou\u017eila k tomu, aby se v\u011bd\u011blo, kdo m\u00e1 tento t\u00fdden na starost tzv. velkou chodbu, rozum\u011bj \u00fadr\u017ebu spole\u010dn\u00fdch nebytov\u00fdch prostor. Ka\u017ed\u00fd dop\u0159edu v\u011bd\u011bl, kdy bude odhazovat sn\u00edh p\u0159ed hlavn\u00edm vchodem, \u0161\u016frovat podlahu kolem po\u0161tovn\u00edch schr\u00e1nek \u010di zametat ve sklep\u011b. Doporu\u010doval bych um\u00edstit podobn\u00e9 kole\u010dko na budovu ministerstva zdravotnictv\u00ed, abychom m\u011bli p\u0159ehled, kter\u00fd ministr bude m\u00edt p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b slu\u017ebu, zda Vojt\u011bch, Prymula, Blatn\u00fd nebo ten s trojit\u00fdm er v p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed. \u017de odejde ministr s majetkov\u00fdm Alzheimerem bylo jasn\u00e9, resuscitaci Vojt\u011bcha ne\u010dekal nikdo, ani Vojt\u011bch s\u00e1m. V den, kdy se to dozv\u011bd\u011bl, je\u0161t\u011b reagoval jako \u010derstv\u011b vyoran\u00fd krtek, v\u010dera u\u017e st\u00e1l poslu\u0161n\u00fd slu\u0161n\u00e1k vedle sv\u00e9ho P\u00e1na a lehce pohazoval patkou. Op\u011btovn\u00e1 instalace do funkce ministra zdravotnictv\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd zaspal n\u00e1stup pandemie, aby n\u00e1sledn\u011b nakoupil bez v\u00fdb\u011brovky p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9 \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 rou\u0161ky a respir\u00e1tory, sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed o tragick\u00fdch schopnostech prost\u00e9ho miliard\u00e1\u0159e od vedle \u0159\u00eddit cokoliv. N\u00e1vrat poni\u017eovan\u00e9ho Vojt\u011bcha vypov\u00edd\u00e1 o tom, \u017ee nikdo ze skute\u010dn\u00fdch odborn\u00edk\u016f v oblasti zdravotnictv\u00ed u\u017e nechce m\u00edt s Babi\u0161em nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho. Ztr\u00e1ta dobr\u00e9ho jm\u00e9na jim za to nestoj\u00ed. Kdyby \u0161lo o \u010dtvrtou v\u00fdm\u011bnu ministra obrany, na jeho\u017e p\u0159\u00edjmen\u00ed si vzpomenu a\u017e na t\u0159et\u00ed pokus, nic se ned\u011bje. Ale v \u010dase nejhor\u0161\u00ed pandemie viru za sto let hraje stabiln\u00ed a kvalitn\u011b obsazen\u00e9 ministerstvo zdravotnictv\u00ed naprosto kl\u00ed\u010dovou roli. Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e doufat, \u017ee Vojt\u011bch bral dev\u011bt m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f lekce asertivity. \u0158\u00edci \u201eNe\u201c populistick\u00fdm n\u00e1pad\u016fm est\u00e9b\u00e1ck\u00e9ho premi\u00e9ra, kter\u00e9mu te\u010de do bot, by nedok\u00e1zal ani u\u0161at\u00fd plukovn\u00edk P\u0159\u00edsaha.<\/p>\n<p>Paradoxn\u011b slovo \u201eNe\u201c nebral v potaz ani top polopr\u00e1vn\u00edk a ml\u00e1de\u017e\u00ed hojn\u011b lajkovan\u00fd politik Feri, ze kter\u00e9 se vyklubal sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed pred\u00e1tor. Chod\u00edc\u00ed reklama na liberalismus trpasli\u010d\u00ed strany TOP 09 a \u010dtverka na pra\u017esk\u00e9 kandid\u00e1tce uskupen\u00ed SPOLU u\u017e dokonce vyfasovala auto s vlastn\u00ed podobiznou. Nyn\u00ed to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee se z vozidla stane sb\u011bratelsk\u00e1 rarita. Feri m\u011bl l\u00e1kat mlad\u00ed voli\u010de Pir\u00e1t\u016f. Zat\u00edm nal\u00e1kal akor\u00e1t zdivo\u010del\u00e9 novin\u00e1\u0159e zpravodajsk\u00fdch web\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed posledn\u00ed t\u00fddny sout\u011b\u017e\u00ed o cenu pro nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho investigativce roku.<\/p>\n<p>Dnes tepou Nagana Hnili\u010dku. Slabota\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2021\/05\/27\/hello-godbye\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}