{"id":656,"date":"2015-06-17T10:17:27","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T09:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=656"},"modified":"2015-06-17T10:17:27","modified_gmt":"2015-06-17T09:17:27","slug":"nas-rodak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/06\/17\/nas-rodak\/","title":{"rendered":"Na\u0161 rod\u00e1k"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se  starobyl\u00fdm m\u011bstem T\u011b\u0161\u00edn, respektive \u010cesk\u00fd T\u011b\u0161\u00edn se poj\u00ed \u0159ada v\u00fdznamn\u00fdch osobnost\u00ed. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee p\u016flku b\u00fdval\u00e9ho kn\u00ed\u017eectv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 po roce 1920 z\u016fstalo \u201ep\u0159ed\u201c hrani\u010dn\u00ed \u0159ekou Ol\u0161\u00ed, se d\u00e1 z jihu na sever projet, kdy\u017e na to \u010dlov\u011bk \u0161l\u00e1pne, za hodinu, m\u016f\u017eu je s klidem nazvat \u201ena\u0161imi rod\u00e1ky\u201c. Pat\u0159\u00ed mezi n\u011b Viola T\u011b\u0161\u00ednsk\u00e1, man\u017eelka \u010desk\u00e9ho kr\u00e1le V\u00e1clava III., diplomat Lucemburk\u016f P\u0159emysl I. No\u0161ak, barokn\u00ed spisovatel a b\u00e1sn\u00edk Ji\u0159\u00ed T\u0159anovsk\u00fd, spisovatel Ludv\u00edk A\u0161kenazy, re\u017eis\u00e9r Franti\u0161ek Vl\u00e1\u010dil, herec Jarom\u00edr Hanzl\u00edk, p\u00edsni\u010dk\u00e1\u0159 Jarek Nohavica, re\u017eis\u00e9r Milan Cieslar, herec Jarom\u00edr Dulava. P\u0159esto je po Nohavicovi druh\u00fdm nejslavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm T\u011b\u0161\u00ed\u0148anem Radovan Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159. M\u011b\u0159\u00edtkem je vyhled\u00e1va\u010d google. Uprchl\u00fd bandita nasko\u010d\u00ed po zad\u00e1n\u00ed \u201eradov\u201c, slezsk\u00fd bard u\u017e p\u0159i \u201eja\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u010derej\u0161\u00ed MF Dnes p\u0159inesla otv\u00edr\u00e1k, kter\u00fd zab\u00edral dv\u011b t\u0159etiny prvn\u00ed strany, s velk\u00fdm titulkem \u201eKrej\u010d\u00ed\u0159 se chce vr\u00e1tit do \u010ceska\u201c. Text doprov\u00e1zel ob\u0159\u00ed portr\u00e9t zlo\u010dince. Jeho pohled a \u00fasm\u011b\u0161ek jakoby \u0159\u00edkaly \u201eP\u0159e\u010d\u016fral jsem v\u00e1s jednou, pitomci, a ud\u011bl\u00e1m to znovu\u201c. D\u00e1v\u00e1 na odiv, \u017ee ho pr\u00e1ce gangstera vylo\u017een\u011b bav\u00ed.  V Jihoafrick\u00e9 republice sed\u00ed u\u017e p\u0159es rok ve vy\u0161et\u0159ovac\u00ed vazb\u011b a hroz\u00ed mu do\u017eivot\u00ed. Je obvin\u011bn z vra\u017ed, \u00fanos\u016f a mu\u010den\u00ed. Zasv\u011bcen\u00ed tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee zabil nebo dal zab\u00edt minim\u00e1ln\u011b dvacet lid\u00ed. V \u010cesku je odsouzen pouze na deset a p\u016fl roku za da\u0148ov\u00e9 \u00faniky. Nen\u00ed divu, \u017ee se mu nechce do smrti \u010dutat do mi\u010dudy na v\u011bze\u0148sk\u00e9m dvorku v Africe, kdy\u017e u n\u00e1s je justice akor\u00e1t pro srandu kr\u00e1l\u00edk\u016fm. A tak se z na\u0161eho rod\u00e1ka stal op\u011bt zap\u00e1len\u00fd patriot\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Okam\u017eit\u011b se mi vybavil Tonda Blan\u00edk. Fiktivn\u00ed lobbista z TV Stream, kter\u00fd je esenc\u00ed v\u0161ech \u010desk\u00fdch podnikatel\u016f v politice. Bodr\u00fd Tonda, kter\u00fd to p\u0159ece v\u0161echno d\u011bl\u00e1 jen pro n\u00e1s, vopi\u010d\u00e1ci, vymyslel kuponovou privatizaci, projekt Opencard, \u010derven\u00e9 karty pro Zemana i n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 h\u00e1zen\u00ed vajec. Ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 st\u00e1t z hajz\u00edku, kam chod\u00ed \u201ekadit\u201c, proto\u017ee m\u00e1 strach z odposlech\u016f. Ned\u00e1vno vytvo\u0159il pro sv\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dy Ne\u010dasovou, Rittiga a Ko\u017een\u00e9ho nov\u00fd st\u00e1t Liberland. Tonda: \u201e\u017d\u00ed\u017ealo, hledej st\u00e1t, kde se krade, neplat\u00ed se dan\u011b a m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 zneu\u017e\u00edvat st\u00e1tn\u00ed apar\u00e1t!\u201c. \u017d\u00ed\u017eala: \u201eTakovej st\u00e1t je akor\u00e1t u n\u00e1s, \u0161\u00e9fe\u201c. Do jednoho dne po\u017e\u00e1dalo politick\u00fd azyl v republice o rozm\u011brech sedmi kilometr\u016f \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00ed v meandru Dunaje mezi Srbskem a Chorvatskem \u010dtvrt milion\u016f \u010cech\u016f v\u010detn\u011b dal\u0161\u00edho Tondova k\u00e1mo\u0161e Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159e. \u010cesk\u00fd Al Capone ov\u0161em nemus\u00ed m\u011bnit JAR za ostr\u016fvek na Balk\u00e1n\u011b. Tonda Blan\u00edk a jin\u00ed skute\u010dn\u00ed lobbist\u00e9 za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed, \u017ee si u n\u00e1s po n\u00e1vratu Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159 odsed\u00ed, kdy\u017e bude v base hodn\u00fd jako Alexander Nov\u00e1k, nejv\u00fd\u0161 \u010dty\u0159i roky. Pak mu je\u0161t\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00ed cestovn\u00ed pas a vilu v \u010cerno\u0161ic\u00edch i se \u017eralokem\u2026<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edmto p\u0159eji na\u0161emu slavn\u00e9mu rod\u00e1kovi z \u010cesk\u00e9ho T\u011b\u0161\u00edna v\u0161e nejlep\u0161\u00ed k oslav\u00e1m des\u00e1t\u00e9ho v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed jeho fam\u00f3zn\u00edmu \u00fat\u011bku z bar\u00e1ku pln\u00e9ho policajt\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jej p\u0159i\u0161li zatknout. \u017d\u00ed\u017eala m\u00e1 pravdu, takov\u00fd st\u00e1t je jen u n\u00e1s. V\u0161ude dob\u0159e, doma nejl\u00edp, Radku\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/06\/17\/nas-rodak\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}