{"id":6616,"date":"2021-10-31T08:03:55","date_gmt":"2021-10-31T07:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=6616"},"modified":"2021-10-31T08:03:55","modified_gmt":"2021-10-31T07:03:55","slug":"halloweensky-bronz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/halloweensky-bronz\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloweensk\u00fd bronz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Snaha pochopit, pro\u010d se n\u00e1m zd\u00e1 to, co se n\u00e1m zd\u00e1t, je jako \u00fasil\u00ed rozkl\u00ed\u010dovat my\u0161lenkov\u00e9 pochody pana Ov\u010d\u00e1\u010dka. D\u00fdd\u017eej, kter\u00fd m\u00edch\u00e1 na\u0161e sny je trvale pod vlivem psychotropn\u00edch l\u00e1tek. Ned\u00e1vno se mi zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee flirtuji s novou p\u0159edsedkyn\u00ed KS\u010cM Kate\u0159inou Kone\u010dnou. Nic d\u011bsiv\u00e9ho. \u0160t\u00edhl\u00e1 blon\u010fat\u00e1 \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtka je mezi komunistkami hotov\u00e1 MISS. Mohl jsem dopadnout h\u016f\u0159. Flirt s Martou Semelovou bych nerozd\u00fdchal.<\/p>\n<p>Dne\u0161n\u00ed prodlou\u017een\u00e9 noci se mi zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee jsem \u0161el kolem n\u011bjak\u00e9ho are\u00e1lu, \u017ee kter\u00e9ho se vyklubal kryt\u00fd baz\u00e9n pr\u00e1v\u011b prob\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edch olympijsk\u00fdch her. \u010cekala tam na m\u011b Monika Czepczorov\u00e1, starostka Bukovce, kter\u00e1 mi vynadala, \u017ee n\u011bkde cour\u00e1m, \u017ee pro\u0161vihneme n\u00e1\u0161 start. Tvo\u0159ili jsme dvojici reprezentant\u016f v synchronizovan\u00e9m skoku do vody. P\u0159edstava sebe sama v plavk\u00e1ch m\u011b vyd\u011bsila v\u00edc ne\u017e pohled na desetimetrovou v\u011b\u017e. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsme byli v m\u00e9m snu oba \u0161t\u00edhl\u00ed, svalnat\u00ed a vyr\u00fdsovan\u00ed. Podot\u00fdk\u00e1m, \u017ee voda nen\u00ed m\u016fj \u017eivel a s plegickou leva\u010dkou a pajdavou nohou bych \u0161el ke dnu jak politick\u00e1 kari\u00e9ra socana Ham\u00e1\u010dka. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b jsme se starostkou vyst\u0159ihli zda\u0159il\u00e9 synchronizovan\u00e9 salto v zad s n\u011bkolika vruty. Ve vod\u011b jsme pak p\u0159edvedli hezkou sestavi\u010dku kotoul\u016f a vytr\u010den\u00fdch nohou, co\u017e ke skok\u016fm nepat\u0159\u00ed, ov\u0161em m\u00edcha\u010d sn\u016f se z\u0159ejm\u011b dob\u0159e bavil. Na z\u00e1v\u011br na\u0161eho \u010d\u00edsla jsme v baz\u00e9nu za mohutn\u00e9ho \u0161lap\u00e1n\u00ed vody zatan\u010dili val\u010d\u00edk. Kupodivu jsme v baz\u00e9nu nebyli sami. N\u011bmeck\u00fd p\u00e1r se zvrtal tak bl\u00edzko, \u017ee jsem skop\u010d\u00e1ka necht\u00edc kopl do nohy. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee Am\u00edci a Rus\u00e1ci u\u017e m\u011bli v kapse zlato a st\u0159\u00edbro, zd\u00e1l se po m\u00e9m kiksu boj o bronz ztracen\u00fd. U\u017e jsme zklaman\u011b odch\u00e1zeli, kdy\u017e hlasatel ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee team z Czech Republic je t\u0159et\u00ed. Starostka z Bukovce se na m\u011b radostn\u011b vrhla a za\u010dali jsme se obj\u00edmat. M\u00e1me to doma. Hur\u00e1. Cinklo to. Vybojovali jsme na hr\u00e1ch prvn\u00ed medaili pro \u010cesko. Pak jsem se probudil.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e9 \u017een\u011b se zd\u00e1lo, \u017ee jela se sv\u00fdmi \u017e\u00e1ky na prohl\u00eddku koncentra\u010dn\u00edho t\u00e1bora v Osv\u011btimi, kde kv\u016fli nejasn\u00fdm okolnostem museli p\u0159espat.<\/p>\n<p>To n\u00e1m ten Halloween p\u011bkn\u011b za\u010dal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/halloweensky-bronz\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}