{"id":68,"date":"2015-01-16T08:53:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T07:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=68"},"modified":"2015-01-16T08:53:59","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T07:53:59","slug":"laska-je-laska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/16\/laska-je-laska\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e1ska je l\u00e1ska"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Od chv\u00edle, kdy se \u0161varn\u00fd neandrt\u00e1lec pod\u00edval z\u00e1libn\u011b na luznou neandrt\u00e1lku, hledalo lidstvo marn\u011b odpov\u011b\u010f na ot\u00e1zku v\u0161ech ot\u00e1zek. Co je to l\u00e1ska? Zp\u011bv\u00e1k Petr Nov\u00e1k lkav\u011b p\u0159em\u00edtal, zda je to r\u016f\u017ee nebo pouh\u00fd st\u00edn. Shakespeare m\u011bl za to, \u017ee p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed od\u011bna do jarn\u00edch kv\u011bt\u016f a \u010dlov\u011bk ji chytne rychleji ne\u017e mor. B\u00e1sn\u00edk Majakovskij doporu\u010doval mu\u017e\u016fm zasa\u017een\u00fdm l\u00e1skou k\u0159i\u010det „soudru\u017eko“. A po tom v\u00fdk\u0159iku se bude hned ot\u00e1\u010det cel\u00e1 zem. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b u\u017e odpov\u011b\u010f hledat nemus\u00edme. Na\u0161la ji za n\u00e1s Evropsk\u00e1 unie\u2026<\/div>\n
Koum\u00e1ci z Bruselu vydali pades\u00e1tistr\u00e1nkov\u00fd manu\u00e1l, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 patrn\u011b zabr\u00e1nit svatb\u00e1m bez l\u00e1sky. Zanedlouho jej ministerstvo vnitra roze\u0161le v\u0161em matrik\u00e1m v \u010cesku. Odd\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00e1 podle evropsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edru\u010dky rozeznat, \u017ee se snoubenci nemiluj\u00ed a \u017ee je s\u0148atek ryze \u00fa\u010delov\u00fd. Evropa tak v \u010dasech terorismu vymyslela dal\u0161\u00ed mocnou zbra\u0148 proti neleg\u00e1ln\u00edmu p\u0159ist\u011bhovalectv\u00ed. Proti akc\u00edm \u00e1 la Kolja, kdy si mu\u017e \u010di \u017eena ve finan\u010dn\u00ed nouzi vezmou za prachy n\u011bjak\u00e9ho cizince, kter\u00fd tak z\u00edsk\u00e1 leg\u00e1ln\u00ed pobyt. A chud\u00e1k starosta s matrik\u00e1\u0159kou posoud\u00ed, zda je vztah adept\u016f man\u017eelstv\u00ed dostate\u010dn\u011b horouc\u00ed na to, aby si mohli \u0159\u00edct „ano“. B\u011bhem patn\u00e1cti let jsem oddal \u017eenu s Egyp\u0165anem, mu\u017ee se Sy\u0159ankou, Evropany nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, a \u017e\u00e1dnou vz\u00e1jemnou okatou lhostejnost jsem u nich nezaznamenal. To mezi stovkami na\u0161inc\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed ke mn\u011b st\u00e1li \u010delem, jsem pozoroval des\u00edtky kysel\u00fdch tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed s povisl\u00fdmi rty do „podkuwki“, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1vala moje babi\u010dka\u2026<\/div>\n
\u00da\u0159ad te\u010f bude zkoumat jako ve filmu „Zelen\u00e1 karta“, zda se partne\u0159i dostate\u010dn\u011b znaj\u00ed. Co o sob\u011b v\u011bd\u00ed. \u010c\u00edm v\u00edc shodn\u00fdch odpov\u011bd\u00ed, t\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed l\u00e1ska. V\u0161ete\u010dn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky na t\u00e9ma p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed, v\u011bci denn\u00ed pot\u0159eby, zvyky, zlozvyky \u010di anatomick\u00e9 zvl\u00e1\u0161tnosti by nebyli schopni zodpov\u011bd\u011bt ani mnoz\u00ed man\u017eel\u00e9 po dvaceti letech. Kdyby se m\u011b matrik\u00e1\u0159ka zeptala kup\u0159\u00edkladu na zna\u010dku hydrata\u010dn\u00edho kr\u00e9mu, kter\u00fd pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 moje \u017eena, ocitnu se v roli Fu\u010d\u00edka na gestapu. Neznal bych jm\u00e9no, \u00fa\u010del ani m\u00edsto pobytu. Zato man\u017eelky n\u00e1s maj\u00ed p\u0159e\u010dten\u00e9 jak jehovista Bibli\u2026<\/div>\n
Dokonce m\u00e1m obavu, \u017ee man\u017eelsk\u00e9 dvojice zneu\u017eij\u00ed evropsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edru\u010dky a budou se do\u017eadovat zneplatn\u011bn\u00ed s\u0148atku z d\u016fvodu absence l\u00e1sky. Matriky budou zaplaveny lidmi\u2026<\/div>\n
Brusel tak obohatil evropskou judikaturu o dal\u0161\u00ed perlu. K z\u00e1kazu no\u0161en\u00ed podpatk\u016f a \u0161perk\u016f pro kade\u0159nice, z\u00e1kazu zobrazov\u00e1n\u00ed obr\u00e1zk\u016f na obalech kojeneck\u00e9ho ml\u00e9ka a omezen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edkonu vysava\u010d\u016f, p\u0159ibyl z\u00e1kaz svateb bez l\u00e1sky. Zapomn\u011bl bych na z\u00e1kaz standardn\u00edch \u017e\u00e1rovek! Jednu Ileg\u00e1ln\u00ed 100 wattovou m\u00e1m toti\u017e na sv\u00e9m z\u00e1chodku. P\u0161t!\"laska\"<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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