{"id":7165,"date":"2022-09-21T07:56:13","date_gmt":"2022-09-21T06:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=7165"},"modified":"2022-09-21T07:56:13","modified_gmt":"2022-09-21T06:56:13","slug":"eyjafjallajokull","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/09\/21\/eyjafjallajokull\/","title":{"rendered":"Eyjafjallaj\u00f6kull"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017e jsem cht\u011bl s r\u00e1doby vtipn\u00fdm glosov\u00e1n\u00edm nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edch komun\u00e1lek p\u0159estat po v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm \u010dl\u00e1nku, v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. To by k n\u00e1m ov\u0161em nesm\u011bla doputovat skl\u00e1da\u010dka KDU-\u010cSL depresivn\u011b \u010dern\u00e9 barvy ov\u0161em s hashtagy a QR k\u00f3dem. Lidovci sko\u010dili rovnou do 21. stolet\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Vymysleli a na \u010derno\u010dern\u00e9 vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed stran\u011b sv\u00e9ho p\u0159edvolebn\u00edm let\u00e1\u010dku otiskli hashtag #PoLudzkuLudziom, co\u017e zn\u00ed jak n\u00e1zev islandsk\u00e9 sopky. Chv\u00edli mi trvalo, ne\u017e jsem jej rozlu\u0161til. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b zcela mi unik\u00e1 pointa sd\u011blen\u00ed. Kostelov\u00e9 babce z \u017dihly se sp\u00ed\u0161 zamot\u00e1 hlava p\u0159i dek\u00f3dov\u00e1n\u00ed poselstv\u00ed, nehled\u011b k tomu, \u017ee si sv\u00fdm vyt\u00e1\u010dec\u00edm telefonem QR k\u00f3d nep\u0159e\u010dte. Autorovi n\u00e1padu bych po \u0161vejkovsku vzk\u00e1zal \u201eVy jste ale hlava, pane vachmajstr\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Pokud cht\u011bj\u00ed b\u00fdt Lidovci modern\u00ed, a\u0165 se rad\u011bji \u0159\u00edd\u00ed biblick\u00fdm poselstv\u00edm \u201eP\u0159ed Bohem jsou si v\u0161ichni lid\u00e9 rovni\u201c a p\u0159ehodnot\u00ed sv\u016fj st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00fd odm\u00edtav\u00fd postoj ke s\u0148atk\u016fm stejnopohlavn\u00edch p\u00e1r\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>#MeziLidovciZadniEld\u017eib\u00edt\u00fdjedincinejsou?<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<br \/>\nK sen\u00e1tn\u00edm volb\u00e1m se rad\u011bji nevyjad\u0159uji. Ti, kter\u00fd bych volit cht\u011bl, nekandiduj\u00ed. A ty, kte\u0159\u00ed kandiduj\u00ed, volit nechci.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/09\/21\/eyjafjallajokull\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}