{"id":7203,"date":"2022-10-01T14:40:17","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T13:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=7203"},"modified":"2022-10-01T14:40:17","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T13:40:17","slug":"co-na-to-obcan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/10\/01\/co-na-to-obcan\/","title":{"rendered":"Co na to ob\u010dan?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frustrovan\u00fd \u010dlov\u00ed\u010dek, kter\u00fd p\u0159i ch\u016fzi m\u00e1ch\u00e1 jen levou rukou, dr\u017e\u00ed cel\u00fd sv\u011bt v \u0161achu. Pomy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee patrn\u011b v\u0161ichni vyhl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme z oken a kontrolujeme, zda za kopcem nevyrostl atomov\u00fd h\u0159ib nebo \u017ee umrz\u00e1me v nov\u00e9 evropsk\u00e9 dob\u011b ledov\u00e9, mu z\u0159ejm\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1 n\u00e1ramn\u011b dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 u toho masturbuje na zlatem oblo\u017een\u00e9m hajzl\u00edku nebo se proch\u00e1z\u00ed tam a zp\u011bt pozlacen\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi v\u011bt\u0161\u00edmi ne\u017e vrata do korunn\u00ed s\u00edn\u011b ve H\u0159e o tr\u016fny. Do jeho chor\u00e9 hlavy nikdo nevid\u00ed. Pravdou je, \u017ee ani Hitler nem\u011bl takovou moc, nebo\u0165 nem\u011bl k dispozici jadern\u00fd arzen\u00e1l. Paradoxn\u011b, a to je humor \u010dern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Babi\u0161ovo sv\u011bdom\u00ed, ani jeho skoro jmenovec Stalin nebyl sv\u011btu tak nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd, nebo\u0165 vra\u017edil t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u00fdhradn\u011b vlastn\u00ed ob\u010dany. Putin u\u017e prohr\u00e1l politicky i mor\u00e1ln\u011b a v\u0161ichni douf\u00e1me, \u017ee prohraje i vojensky. V\u011b\u0159\u00edme, \u017ee jeho okol\u00ed nechce sp\u00e1chat kolektivn\u00ed sebevra\u017edu a zni\u010dit kv\u016fli pomaten\u00e9 mysli sv\u00e9ho v\u016fdce \u017eivot na Zemi. I kdyby sov\u011bt\u0161t\u00ed pohrobci pou\u017eili na ukrajinskou arm\u00e1du osvobozuj\u00edc\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st vlastn\u00ed uloupen\u00e9 zem\u011b \u201epouze\u201c taktickou, tedy lok\u00e1ln\u00ed, atomovku, tak se Rusko ocitne v politick\u00e9 a ekonomick\u00e9 izolaci na stovky let dop\u0159edu. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se masov\u00fd vrah n\u011bkde v koutku sv\u00fdch pozlacen\u00fdch komnat t\u0159ese strachy z toho, \u017ee bude sesazen, nebo\u0165 jeho n\u00e1rod s mongolsk\u00fdmi geny por\u00e1\u017eku neodpou\u0161t\u00ed, a vyd\u00e1n mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edmu soudn\u00edmu tribun\u00e1lu v Haagu. Bohu\u017eel, faktem je, \u017ee ta kremelsk\u00e1 hnida \u017eij\u00edc\u00ed v jak\u00e9msi paranoidn\u011b schizofrenn\u00edm bludu, nakazila i \u010d\u00e1st \u010desk\u00e9 populace. Tento anti demokratick\u00fd virus pom\u00e1haj\u00ed rozn\u00e1\u0161et Okamura s Babi\u0161em.<\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera jsem nav\u0161t\u00edvil svou kade\u0159nici, nebo\u0165 mi vlasy padaly do o\u010d\u00ed. Bylo chladno, tak jsem si vzal pro\u0161\u00edvanou bundu, na kterou jsem si u\u017e b\u0159eznu nalepil ukrajinskou vlaje\u010dku. V \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b jsem narazil na nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho odch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edho chl\u00e1pka. Kdy\u017e uvid\u011bl \u017elutomodrou, tak se m\u011b bez osloven\u00ed zeptal \u201eJste ukrajinsk\u00fd aktivista nebo ob\u010dan?\u201c Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee nevypadal jako debil z V\u00e1clav\u00e1ku, ale pouze jako ne\u0161kodn\u00fd debil, tak jsem ho neposlal ho h\u00e1je, ale \u0159ekl jsem, \u017ee jsem ob\u010dan a ukrajinsk\u00fd aktivista.<\/p>\n<p>Moment\u00e1ln\u011b m\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed obavy z tuposti n\u011bkter\u00fdch spoluob\u010dan\u016f ne\u017e z atomovky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/10\/01\/co-na-to-obcan\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}