{"id":7208,"date":"2022-10-05T07:58:26","date_gmt":"2022-10-05T06:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=7208"},"modified":"2022-10-05T07:58:26","modified_gmt":"2022-10-05T06:58:26","slug":"kriznik-maxipes-fik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/10\/05\/kriznik-maxipes-fik\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u0159i\u017en\u00edk Maxipes F\u00edk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V posledn\u00edch dnech poskytlo \u010cesko bojuj\u00edc\u00ed Ukrajin\u011b svou nejmocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zbra\u0148. Cimrmanovsk\u00fd humor \u010dn\u00ed vysoko nad tanky sov\u011btsk\u00e9 v\u00fdroby odeslan\u00e9 ministryn\u00ed \u010cernochovou. Recesistick\u00e1 \u201ePetice za vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed referenda o p\u0159ipojen\u00ed Kaliningradu k \u010cesk\u00e9 republice\u201c, kter\u00e1 moment\u00e1ln\u011b rozesm\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u016flku Evropy, \u0165ala RuSS\u00e1ky do \u017eiv\u00e9ho. Nic nezabol\u00ed v\u00edc, ne\u017e kdy\u017e se v\u00e1m n\u011bkdo bohapust\u011b vysm\u00edv\u00e1, zesm\u011b\u0161\u0148uje va\u0161e marn\u00e9 snahy a demaskuje absurdn\u00ed protipr\u00e1vnost va\u0161eho po\u010d\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed. V\u010dera jsem petici podepsal.<\/p>\n<p>\u00datok \u201eSm\u011bj\u00edc\u00edch se besti\u00ed\u201c, jak \u010cech\u016fm \u0159\u00edkali za protektor\u00e1tu N\u011bmci, odstartoval vtipn\u00fd tweet anonymn\u00edho Pol\u00e1ka o rozd\u011blen\u00ed rusk\u00e9 enkl\u00e1vy mezi Polsko a \u010cesko, kter\u00fd zcela v\u00e1\u017en\u011b komentovaly pobou\u0159en\u00e9 prorusk\u00e9 weby. Pot\u00e9 co vt\u00edpek sd\u00edlel europoslanec Zdechovsk\u00fd s podtitulkem \u201ePak nemilujte Pol\u00e1ky\u201c, reagoval \u010desk\u00fd satirick\u00fd web AZ247.cz a zalo\u017eil petici. Ta si nyn\u00ed \u017eije sv\u00fdm vlastn\u00edm \u017eivotem. P\u0159ib\u00fdv\u00e1 podpis\u016f a \u017eertovn\u00fdch glos a kol\u00e1\u017e\u00ed. Nejv\u00edc m\u011b asi rozesm\u00e1li j\u00e1saj\u00edc\u00ed krte\u010dek, my\u0161ka a dal\u0161\u00ed m\u00fcllerovsk\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka s podtitulkem \u201eRadostn\u00ed obyvatel\u00e9 Kalingradsk\u00e9 oblasti po jej\u00edm p\u0159ipojen\u00ed k \u010cesk\u00e9 republice\u201c a polsk\u00e9 kol\u00e1\u017ee letadlov\u00e9 lod\u011b \u201eKarel Gott\u201c vyr\u00e1\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed z kr\u00e1loveck\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edstavu do vod Baltick\u00e9ho mo\u0159e a ponorka \u201eHelena Vond\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1\u201c vybaven\u00e1 balistick\u00fdmi st\u0159elami \u201eRumcajs\u201c. Pol\u00e1ci se tak\u00e9 t\u011b\u0161\u00ed na spole\u010dn\u00e9 \u010desko-polsk\u00e9 n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00ed cvi\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Jako milovn\u00edka historie m\u011b t\u011b\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee se cel\u00fd sv\u011bt dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee Kr\u00e1lovec zalo\u017eili v roce 1255 k\u0159i\u017e\u00e1ci na po\u010dest \u010desk\u00e9ho kr\u00e1le P\u0159emysla Otakara II., kter\u00fd b\u011bhem sv\u00e9 k\u0159\u00ed\u017eov\u00e9 v\u00fdpravy proti pohansk\u00fdm Prus\u016fm rozdrtil v prosinci 1254 v tam\u011bj\u0161\u00ed neznabohy v bitv\u011b u Rudavy.<\/p>\n<p>Chorvatsko truchl\u00ed, nebo\u0165 p\u0159\u00edstup k mo\u0159i m\u00e1me jist\u00fd. Dop\u0159edu v\u00edme, \u017ee 98,8 procent voli\u010d\u016f budouc\u00edho Kr\u00e1loveck\u00e9ho kraje bude v referendu hlasovat pro vystoupen\u00ed z Rusk\u00e9 federace a p\u0159ipojen\u00ed k \u010cesk\u00e9 republice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/10\/05\/kriznik-maxipes-fik\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}