U\u017e Werich jako schizofrenn\u00ed peka\u0159 \u2013 c\u00edsa\u0159 budovatelsky p\u011bl, \u017ee je t\u0159eba m\u00edt po pr\u00e1ci legraci. A\u0165 u\u017e jste zam\u011bstn\u00e1ni jako platn\u00e9\u0159, ko\u010d\u00ed, hav\u00ed\u0159, ryb\u00e1\u0159, kejkl\u00ed\u0159, dud\u00e1k nebo prezident. By\u0165 u n\u00e1s hlava st\u00e1tu a kejkl\u00ed\u0159 profesn\u011b spl\u00fdvaj\u00ed. Prost\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u00e1 n\u00e1rok, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 po celoro\u010dn\u00ed pr\u00e1ci, na odpo\u010dinek, nejl\u00e9pe dovolenou. A nemus\u00ed u toho b\u00fdt permanentn\u00ed legrace. Sta\u010d\u00ed jen vypnout. Vegetit, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Pretty Woman. Nep\u0159etr\u017eit\u00fd \u00fasm\u011bv maj\u00ed jen osoby v b\u00edl\u00fdch py\u017eamech za plotem psychiatrick\u00fdch l\u00e9\u010deben. Kam jezd\u00ed relaxovat ko\u010d\u00ed nebo dud\u00e1ci, netu\u0161\u00edm, ale \u201eveget\u201c vrcholn\u00fdch politik\u016f je bedliv\u011b monitorov\u00e1n\u2026<\/p>\n
Takov\u00fd b\u00e1\u0165u\u0161ka Putin si l\u00e9ta pe\u010dliv\u011b buduje chlap\u00e1ck\u00e9 image Iliji Muromce, bohat\u00fdra z rusk\u00fdch bylin. Odpo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 z\u00e1sadn\u011b v sibi\u0159sk\u00e9 tajze. P\u0159ed objektivy kamer v arm\u00e1dn\u00edch mask\u00e1\u010d\u00edch st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed posledn\u00ed ussurijsk\u00e9 tygry, \u0161norchluje v Bajkalu a hol\u00fdma rukama lov\u00ed tam\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jesetery, cv\u00e1l\u00e1 na stepn\u00edch pon\u00edc\u00edch nebo plove s kytovci v b\u0159eh\u016f Kam\u010datky. To jeho mocensk\u00fd prot\u011bj\u0161ek Barack Obama, \u0161t\u00edhl\u00fd gentleman \u2013 intelektu\u00e1l, p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00ed voli\u010d\u016fm prost\u00fd \u017eivot v kruhu sv\u00e9 rodiny na ostrov\u011b Martha\u2019s Vineyard, kde si hraje americk\u00e1 smet\u00e1nka na venkovany. V ruce nedr\u017e\u00ed bazuku na tygry, ale golfovou h\u016fl. Nejmocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u017eena sv\u011bta Angela Merkelov\u00e1 nem\u00e1 machoidn\u00ed pot\u0159ebu mu\u017e\u016f p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bt fyzickou zdatnost. V klidu si zajde ve wagnerovsk\u00e9m Bayreuthu na operu a zmiz\u00ed v kdesi v It\u00e1lii\u2026<\/p>\n
Cameron vol\u00ed jihoz\u00e1padn\u00ed Anglii, Holland francouzskou Rivi\u00e9ru. Slovensk\u00fd premi\u00e9r Fico dokonce jednou \u201edovolenkoval\u201c v \u010cern\u00e9 ho\u0159e za pen\u00edze sv\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u011b demokratick\u00e9 partaje, te\u010f rad\u011bji miz\u00ed na chatu na Z\u00e1hor\u00ed. N\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159edseda vl\u00e1dy relaxuje v ji\u017en\u00edch \u010cech\u00e1ch a na Morav\u011b. Babi\u0161 pr\u00fd up\u0159ednost\u0148uje Francii. Hezky si to za\u0159\u00eddili Rittig s Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159em, nemusej\u00ed nikam cestovat. Prvn\u00ed se trvale slun\u00ed v Monaku, druh\u00fd v Ji\u017en\u00ed Africe. Ov\u0161em nejlep\u0161\u00ed cestovkou je firma \u010cEZ. P\u0159ed lety si ji zvolili b\u00fdval\u00fd premi\u00e9r Topol\u00e1nek, jeho registrovan\u00fd partner a lobbista Dal\u00edk, tehdej\u0161\u00ed ministr \u0158eb\u00ed\u010dek a exministr Urban a zcela n\u00e1hodou se se\u0161li na dovolen\u00e9 na jacht\u011b v Tosk\u00e1nsku. A to si je\u0161t\u011b stihnul bodr\u00fd Valach uk\u00e1zat \u201egule\u201c s Berlusconim u baz\u00e9nu jeho vily na Sardinii, kde jej nahat\u00e9ho vyfotil paparazzi\u2026<\/p>\n
Zat\u00edmco v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed politici chytaj\u00ed bronz nebo divok\u00e9 \u0161elmy, \u010desk\u00fd prezident na Vyso\u010din\u011b br\u00e1zd\u00ed v gumov\u00e9m \u010dlunu rybn\u00edk Rendl\u00ed\u010dek jako filmov\u00fd milion\u00e1\u0159 Bohu\u0161 baz\u00e9n. Oba maj\u00ed stejn\u00fd outfit \u2013 k\u0161iltovku, ko\u0161ili s kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm ruk\u00e1vem, trencle a cukle. S t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee buransk\u00fd zbohatl\u00edk dr\u017e\u00ed v ruce slivovicu a ve vod\u011b mu d\u011blaj\u00ed spole\u010dnost Vlasti\u010dka s Ir\u00e9nkou, a Zeman dr\u017e\u00ed cig\u00e1rko a za nim p\u00e1dluje jeho ochranka. Oba se slastn\u011b rozvaluj\u00ed a cel\u00fd sv\u011bt maj\u00ed u zadku\u2026<\/p>\n
Nesty\u010fme se vypadat \u010desky. Cizinci jsou trapn\u00ed\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"