{"id":7280,"date":"2022-11-20T11:20:46","date_gmt":"2022-11-20T10:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=7280"},"modified":"2022-11-20T11:20:46","modified_gmt":"2022-11-20T10:20:46","slug":"adventni-goly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/11\/20\/adventni-goly\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventn\u00ed g\u00f3ly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee jsem na mistrovstv\u00ed sv\u011bta ve fotbale zapomn\u011bl. T\u011b\u0161il jsem se na biatlon, jeho\u017e sez\u00f3na za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 za t\u00fdden. \u017de se letos kon\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed fotbalov\u00fd sv\u00e1tek jsem si uv\u011bdomil tak cca p\u0159ed t\u0159emi t\u00fddny. Kdo by taky \u010dekal, \u017ee bude Ronaldo proh\u00e1n\u011bt Messiho b\u011bhem Adventu. I kdy\u017e leto\u0161ek je bohat\u00fd na ud\u00e1losti, o kter\u00e9 nikdo nikdy ne\u010dekal.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ed dvan\u00e1cti lety se katarsk\u00fd em\u00edr zjevn\u011b inspiroval Bohu\u0161em Stejskalem a po\u0159adatelstv\u00ed mistrovstv\u00ed sv\u011bta v kopan\u00e9 v pou\u0161tn\u00ed zemi\u010dce s jedn\u00edm fotbalov\u00fdm stadionem, kde se nanejv\u00fd\u0161 p\u00e1sli velbloudi, si prost\u011b \u201ek\u00fapil\u201c.  T\u0159et\u00ed nejbohat\u0161\u00ed st\u00e1t sv\u011bta p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed tvarem a polohou slep\u00e9 st\u0159evo Arabsk\u00e9ho poloostrova, kter\u00fd se jak na potvoru nach\u00e1z\u00ed v m\u00edst\u011b nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho nalezi\u0161t\u011b zemn\u00edho plynu na planet\u011b, si m\u016f\u017ee dovolit i stavbu biatlonov\u00e9ho are\u00e1lu. Jen by to st\u00e1lo v\u00edc pen\u011bz, n\u011b\u017e zkorumpov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fdkonn\u00e9ho v\u00fdboru FIFA v roce 2010. A tak\u00e9 v\u00edc \u017eivot\u016f chud\u00fdch indick\u00fdch a pakist\u00e1nsk\u00fdch stavebn\u00edch d\u011bln\u00edk\u016f. Kdy\u017e um\u00ed Kristus m\u011bnit vodu ve v\u00edno, pro\u010d by nemohl All\u00e1h m\u011bnit p\u00edsek ve sn\u00edh? V podstat\u011b bych se ani nedivil, kdyby dnes proti Ekv\u00e1doru vyb\u011bhl na tr\u00e1vn\u00edk bo\u017esk\u00fd Leo v katarsk\u00e9m dresu a jeho slavn\u00e1 leva\u010dka by d\u00e1vala g\u00f3ly ve jm\u00e9nu Mohammeda. N\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u00fd majitel Zlat\u00e9ho m\u00ed\u010de se dosud tak n\u011bjak podivn\u011b skr\u00fdv\u00e1 a ne\u00fa\u010dastn\u00ed se tr\u00e9nink\u016f argentinsk\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu. Je to podez\u0159el\u00e9. Konec konc\u016f Messi jako\u017eto hr\u00e1\u010d klubu Paris Saint-Germain FC figuruje na v\u00fdplatn\u00ed p\u00e1sce ropn\u00fdch \u0161ejk\u016f. Nic nen\u00ed nemo\u017en\u00e9, Toyota.<\/p>\n<p>Zkorumpovan\u00fdm soudruh\u016fm z FIFA zjevn\u011b nevadilo, \u017ee ve wahhabistick\u00e9m Kataru plat\u00ed pr\u00e1vo \u0161ar\u00eda, kde za homosexualitu hroz\u00ed trest smrti a za nev\u011bru \u010di za po\u017eit\u00ed alkoholu kamenov\u00e1n\u00ed. O potla\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed pr\u00e1v \u017een ani nemluv\u011b. V\u00fdznamn\u00fd sponzor mistrovstv\u00ed pivovar Budweiser m\u011bl domluven\u00fd prodej plnotu\u010dn\u00e9ho ho\u0159k\u00e9ho n\u00e1poje ve st\u00e1nc\u00edch v z\u00f3n\u00e1ch pro fanou\u0161ky, ov\u0161em All\u00e1h p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny zm\u011bnil n\u00e1zor. Tak\u017ee hezky nealko pivo. V tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jsem s pant\u00e1tou muslim\u016f paradoxn\u011b zajedno.<\/p>\n<p>Bylo by zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, kdyby nachytali v posteli n\u011bjak\u00e9ho \u0161ejka opil\u00e9ho fotbalov\u00e9ho papal\u00e1\u0161e, kter\u00fd spolurozhodoval o tom, \u017ee se v subtropick\u00e9 zemi bude v adventn\u00edm \u010dase hr\u00e1t mistrovstv\u00ed sv\u011bta v nejpopul\u00e1rn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm sportu.<\/p>\n<p>Katar si loni po\u0159\u00eddil z\u00e1vody formule 1, letos MS ve fotbale. Co bude p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok? Tipuji skoky na ly\u017e\u00edch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2022\/11\/20\/adventni-goly\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}