{"id":771,"date":"2015-07-14T20:18:22","date_gmt":"2015-07-14T19:18:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=771"},"modified":"2015-07-14T20:18:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T19:18:22","slug":"cistici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/07\/14\/cistici\/","title":{"rendered":"\u010cisti\u010di"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eMil\u00e9 d\u011bti, v\u00edte, \u017ee n\u00e1\u0161 milovan\u00fd V\u016fdce se nau\u010dil \u0159\u00eddit auto ve t\u0159ech letech?\u201c, pt\u00e1 se soudru\u017eka u\u010ditelka v zelen\u00e9m mund\u016fru a s nezdravou jiskrou v oku udiven\u00fdch \u017e\u00e1\u010dk\u016f. \u0160kol\u00e1ci s pion\u00fdrsk\u00fdmi \u0161\u00e1tky kolem krku hltaj\u00ed v bambusov\u00fdch lavic\u00edch ka\u017ed\u00e9 jej\u00ed slovo. V u\u010debnic\u00edch se posl\u00e9ze do\u010dtou, \u017ee jejich Otec n\u00e1roda kormidloval v dev\u00edti letech jachtu tak dovedn\u011b, \u017ee to nat\u0159el i \u0161\u00e9fovi firmy, kter\u00e1 lo\u010f postavila. N\u00e1sledn\u011b si ve t\u0159\u00edd\u011b prom\u00edtnou film o slavnostn\u00edm otev\u0159en\u00ed nov\u00e9ho leti\u0161tn\u00edho termin\u00e1lu. Ry\u010dn\u00e1 hudba aspo\u0148 p\u0159ehlu\u0161\u00ed mocn\u00e9 kru\u010den\u00ed v b\u0159i\u0161e, nebo\u0165 d\u011bcka m\u011bla ke sva\u010din\u011b t\u0159i zrnka r\u00fd\u017ee. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b netu\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee architekt ob\u0159\u00edho luxusn\u00edho airportu pro deset turist\u016f, je u\u017e p\u016fl roku pod drnem. Milovan\u00fd V\u016fdce je toti\u017e nejen brilantn\u00ed \u0161of\u00e9r v\u0161ech dopravn\u00edch prost\u0159edk\u016f v\u010detn\u011b cirkusov\u00e9 jednokolky, ale tak\u00e9 prvn\u00ed Est\u00e9t zem\u011b. Nov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edletov\u00e1 hala se mu prost\u011b nel\u00edbila\u2026<\/p>\n<p>F\u00fchrer severokorejsk\u00e9ho skanzenu ortodoxn\u00edho komunismu Kim \u010cong-un, tento p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u011b vysp\u011bl\u00fd mlad\u00edk s pank\u00e1\u010dsk\u00fdm \u00fa\u010desem \u00e1 la \u0159epa cukrovka, pokra\u010duje ve vra\u017eedn\u00e9m byznysu rodiny Kim\u016f, kde se d\u011bd\u00ed nejen absurdn\u00ed image, ale p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm vl\u00e1da nad zb\u00edda\u010delou zem\u00ed. Ned\u00e1vno nechal popravit ministra obrany, proto\u017ee usnul na tribun\u011b b\u011bhem ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed vojensk\u00e9 p\u0159ehl\u00eddky. \u00dadajn\u011b jej nechal zast\u0159elit protiletadlovou st\u0159elou. Zda \u0161lo o zkou\u0161ku nov\u00e9 rakety nebo presti\u017en\u00ed zp\u016fsob exekuce, se neuv\u00e1d\u00ed. Dal\u0161\u00edmu komunistick\u00e9mu papal\u00e1\u0161ovi nepomohla ani skute\u010dnost, \u017ee byl Kimov\u00fdm str\u00fdcem. V\u016fdce jej nechal odpravit v\u010detn\u011b cel\u00e9 jeho rodiny. Ta\u0165ka severn\u00edch Korejc\u016f, kter\u00fd si dopisuje i s \u0161\u00e9fem KS\u010cM Filipem, u\u017e nechal od sv\u00e9ho n\u00e1stupu k moci v prosinci 2011 odstranit 70 \u010deln\u00fdch p\u0159edstavitel\u016f strany. Pokud se soudruzi vra\u017ed\u00ed navz\u00e1jem, vypad\u00e1 to s budoucnost\u00ed zem\u011b nad\u011bjn\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Jen \u0161koda, \u017ee se zat\u00edm stalinistick\u00e1 paranoia hled\u00e1n\u00ed vnit\u0159n\u00edho nep\u0159\u00edtele, kter\u00e1 posl\u00e9ze \u00fast\u00ed v krvav\u00e9 stranick\u00e9 \u010distky, neujala v Isl\u00e1msk\u00e9m st\u00e1t\u011b. Kdyby se muslim\u0161t\u00ed soudruzi za\u010dali obvi\u0148ovat z pohas\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed svat\u00e9ho nad\u0161en\u00ed \u010di kolaborace s nep\u0159\u00edtelem a posl\u00e9ze se pob\u00edjet, u\u0161et\u0159ili by v\u0161em ostatn\u00edm \u010das, pen\u00edze a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm \u017eivoty. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee jsou oba \u201est\u00e1ty\u201c v izolaci, existuje mo\u017enost, \u017ee se vz\u00e1jemn\u011b uznaj\u00ed a nav\u00e1\u017eou dru\u017ebu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 Bagd\u00e1d\u00ed taky \u0159\u00eddil sv\u00e9ho velblouda u\u017e ve t\u0159ech letech\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Likvidace sv\u00fdch bl\u00edzk\u00fdch v komunit\u011b nen\u00ed jen b\u011b\u017enou prax\u00ed v totalitn\u00edch re\u017eimech. Napad\u00e1 i vysp\u011bl\u00e9 demokracie. V rustik\u00e1ln\u00edm hrabstv\u00ed Midsomer na jihoz\u00e1pad\u011b Anglie bylo kup\u0159\u00edkladu od roku 1997 zavra\u017ed\u011bno t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 t\u0159i tis\u00edce venkovan\u016f. Mnoz\u00ed zahynuli t\u00edm nejbizarn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zp\u016fsobem, vypit\u00edm bolehlavu \u010di zap\u00edchnut\u00edm posv\u00e1tn\u00fdm me\u010dem v kostele, a z bagateln\u00edch d\u016fvod\u016f, nap\u0159\u00edklad kv\u016fli sporu o vyk\u00e1cen\u00ed lesa. V m\u011bste\u010dku Causton u\u017e zbyli jen detektiv \u0161\u00e9finspektor Barnaby a ser\u017eant Jones. Je nepochybn\u00e9, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b oni maj\u00ed na sv\u011bdom\u00ed genocidu na poklidn\u00e9m anglick\u00e9m venkov\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Po person\u00e1ln\u00edch \u010distk\u00e1ch na ministerstvech \u0161kolstv\u00ed a dopravy policie zat\u00edm marn\u011b p\u00e1tr\u00e1 po b\u00fdval\u00fdch \u0161\u00e9fech resortu Marcelu Chl\u00e1dkovi a Anton\u00ednu Pracha\u0159ovi. U\u017e to za\u010dalo\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/07\/14\/cistici\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}