{"id":8174,"date":"2024-04-06T09:03:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-06T08:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=8174"},"modified":"2024-04-06T09:03:50","modified_gmt":"2024-04-06T08:03:50","slug":"nahe-ceskoslovensko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2024\/04\/06\/nahe-ceskoslovensko\/","title":{"rendered":"Nah\u00e9 \u010ceskoslovensko"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Po t\u00edsniv\u00fdch zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch o v\u00e1lce na Ukrajin\u011b, kterou se psychopatick\u00fd vrah Putin rozhodl ovl\u00e1dnout za cenu stovek tis\u00edc\u016f zma\u0159en\u00fdch \u017eivot\u016f na obou stran\u00e1ch, stovek zni\u010den\u00fdch m\u011bst a obc\u00ed, ze kter\u00fdch u\u017e prakticky zbyly jen n\u00e1zvy, po zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch o v\u00e1lce v Gaze, kter\u00e1 se pomalu m\u011bn\u00ed z boje o p\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed st\u00e1tu Izrael v humanit\u00e1rn\u00ed katastrofu a hladomor gaz\u00e1nsk\u00fdch Palestinc\u016f, po dal\u0161\u00edch \u201ejobovk\u00e1ch\u201c, se na Seznamu, konkr\u00e9tn\u011b na webu Onlyu.cz, kone\u010dn\u011b objevila zpr\u00e1va, kter\u00e9 m\u011b up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b pobavila a zvedla mi n\u00e1ladu.<\/p>\n<p>Zat\u00edmco \u010cesk\u00e1 televize ve snaze o vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed sledovanost vsadila na veselou obezitu vys\u00edl\u00e1n\u00edm popul\u00e1rn\u00ed show Pe\u010de cel\u00e1 zem\u011b a Prima okam\u017eit\u011b nav\u00e1zala dal\u0161\u00edm \u00fatokem na rizika kardiovaskul\u00e1rn\u00edch onemocn\u011bn\u00ed po\u0159adem \u010cesko na grilu, Babi\u0161ova televize \u00d3\u010dko se vyd\u00e1v\u00e1 zcela opa\u010dnou cestou. Do \u010ceska p\u0159iv\u00e1d\u00ed britskou show Naked Attraction, kterou u\u017e \u00fadajn\u011b stanici vys\u00edl\u00e1 v origin\u00e1le, pod n\u00e1zvem Nah\u00e1 seznamka, v n\u00ed\u017e si partne\u0159i vyb\u00edraj\u00ed sv\u00e9 prot\u011bj\u0161ky podle zcela odhalen\u00fdch t\u011bl. Castingy byly zah\u00e1jeny koncem b\u0159ezna. \u0160est nah\u00fdch uchaze\u010d\u016f o vztah stoj\u00edc\u00edch ve speci\u00e1ln\u00edch boxech s roletou je postupn\u011b od zdola nahoru odhalov\u00e1no jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b z \u0161estky opa\u010dn\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, kter\u00e1 je v tuto chv\u00edli oble\u010den\u00e1 a spolu s koment\u00e1tory hodnot\u00ed odtajn\u011bn\u00e9 proporce. V prvn\u00ed f\u00e1zi je odhalena postava od chodidel po pupek, pak po krk, ve n\u00e1sledn\u011b cel\u00e1. Pravidla mi nejsou zcela jasn\u00e9, nebo\u0165 jsem za \u00fa\u010delem seps\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nku shl\u00e9dl pouze uk\u00e1zku jednoho d\u00edlu na youtube v angli\u010dtin\u011b. Vzhledem k m\u00e9 \u201eturistick\u00e9\u201c \u00farovni tohoto jazyka jsem sp\u00ed\u0161 vn\u00edmal komunikaci moder\u00e1tor\u016f a osoby chtiv\u00e9 po sezn\u00e1men\u00ed skrze jejich gesta, sm\u00edch \u010di ukazovan\u00ed prstem na v\u00fdstavku pind\u00edk\u016f \u010di vyholen\u00fdch pipinek a r\u016fzn\u011b tvarovan\u00fdch zadnic, nebo\u0165 se nah\u00e1\u010di v boxech ot\u00e1\u010deli jak placki na bla\u0161e. Kdy\u017e se poda\u0159ilo \u017eenu a mu\u017ee sp\u00e1rovat, to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee si v odhalova\u010dce vybrali jeden druh\u00e9ho, doty\u010dn\u00ed ode\u0161li kamsi \u201edo r\u00e1je\u201c. Aby pak ve fin\u00e1le p\u0159i ve\u010de\u0159i v luxusn\u00ed restauraci zjistili, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd z nich nezn\u00e1, co je to p\u0159\u00edbor, nebo\u0165 sou\u010det jej\u00edch IQ ledva p\u0159ekra\u010duje stovku, jinak by se do t\u00e9to poveden\u00e9 show nemohli za norm\u00e1ln\u00edch okolnost\u00ed p\u0159ihl\u00e1sit. Majitel TV \u00d3\u010dko tak op\u011bt trumfne v\u0161echnu svou konkurenci.<\/p>\n<p>Prosl\u00fdch\u00e1 se, \u017ee prvn\u00edch dvan\u00e1ct nah\u00fdch dobrovoln\u00edk\u016f vybral Babi\u0161 z poslanc\u016f vlastn\u00edho hnut\u00ed ANO, aby tak stranu p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil mlad\u00fdm voli\u010d\u016fm. Tipuji, \u017ee \u201edo r\u00e1je\u201c odejdou naz\u00ed Schillerov\u00e1 s Juchelkou.  Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee \u00d3\u010dko je \u010deskoslovensk\u00e9, druh\u00e9 kolo bude pat\u0159it Ficovi a stran\u011b SMER.<\/p>\n<p>Show Nah\u00e1 seznamka budou moderovat Marek Eben a Dara Rolins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2024\/04\/06\/nahe-ceskoslovensko\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}