{"id":85,"date":"2015-01-20T15:41:02","date_gmt":"2015-01-20T14:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/?p=85"},"modified":"2015-01-20T15:41:02","modified_gmt":"2015-01-20T14:41:02","slug":"prask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/20\/prask\/","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u00e1sk!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evropsk\u00e1 unie by m\u011bla zru\u0161it pond\u011blky. K\u00a0v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 radosti od Irska po Kypr. I pape\u017ei euroskeptik\u016f Klausovi by sev\u0159en\u00e1 \u00fasta cukla v\u00a0neznateln\u00e9m \u00fasm\u011bvu. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b po\u010d\u00e1tek tohoto t\u00fddne mi p\u0159i\u0161el mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b t\u00ed\u017eiv\u00fd. Od r\u00e1na se m\u011b dr\u017eela \u0161patn\u00e1 n\u00e1lada jako lejno podr\u00e1\u017eky. Kolem poledne p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly m\u00e9 my\u0161lenky veverku v\u00a0kole. Ve\u010der jsem pochopil du\u0161evn\u00ed rozpolo\u017een\u00ed postavy ze slavn\u00e9ho\u00a0Munchova obrazu \u201eV\u00fdk\u0159ik\u201c. P\u0159itom se mi nep\u0159ihodilo nic mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho. \u017de by m\u011b infikovali m\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Pozd\u011bji jsem z\u00e1hadu vy\u0159e\u0161il. Podobn\u011b jako bude \u0161est\u00fd \u010derven nav\u017edy ozna\u010dov\u00e1n Dnem D, byl pond\u011blek 19. ledna pasov\u00e1n na Den Deprese. Tvrd\u00ed to v\u011bdci a magaz\u00edn Pr\u00e1sk! \u201eDepresivn\u00ed pond\u011bl\u00ed je posledn\u00ed pond\u011bl\u00ed v lednu, kter\u00e9 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 t\u00fdden, kter\u00fd se cel\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b &#8222;vejde do ledna&#8220;. A vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed ned\u011bli u\u017e bude 1. \u00fanora, je tento t\u00fdden opravdu posledn\u00ed cel\u00fd lednov\u00fd\u201c. Proti t\u00e9to sofistikovan\u00e9 argumentaci se ned\u00e1 nic nam\u00edtnout. Sta\u010d\u00ed si vysv\u011btlen\u00ed p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst dvakr\u00e1t po sob\u011b a mozek okam\u017eit\u011b upadne v\u00a0chaos a depresi i ve st\u0159edu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>V\u011bdci ze \u201e\u017dena-IN\u201c zas tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee \u201eNa vin\u011b je typick\u00e1 lednov\u00e1 pr\u00e1zdnota. Ta nastane pot\u00e9, co skon\u010d\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed h\u00fd\u0159en\u00ed a je pot\u0159eba za\u010d\u00edt \u0161et\u0159it. V\u00a0tomto obdob\u00ed lid\u00e9 tak\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161\u00ed partnersk\u00e9 probl\u00e9my a nav\u00edc jsou unaven\u00ed v\u00a0d\u016fsledku pov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch diet. Sv\u00e9 ud\u011bl\u00e1 tak\u00e9 klasick\u00e9 nedodr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed novoro\u010dn\u00edch slib\u016f\u201c\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Vzhledem k\u00a0tomu, \u017ee jsem vlivem v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho gastronomick\u00e9ho h\u00fd\u0159en\u00ed str\u00e1vil Silvestr s\u00a0hrnkem \u017ealude\u010dn\u00edho \u010daje a m\u00fdm jedin\u00fdm novoro\u010dn\u00edm p\u0159\u00e1n\u00edm bylo, a\u0165 se mi uklidn\u00ed st\u0159eva, co\u017e se na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed stalo, jsem se musel depres\u00ed nakazit od kamar\u00e1d\u016f. Uklid\u0148uje m\u011b fakt, \u017ee 19. leden 2016 p\u0159ipadne na \u00fater\u00fd\u2026<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-88\" src=\"http:\/\/petrsagitarius.snkjablunkov.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/prask-1024x715.jpg\" alt=\"prask\" width=\"440\" height=\"307\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<![CDATA[]]>\t\t <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/20\/prask\/\">\u010c\u00edst v\u00edce&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jablecno.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}